Fox News Makes Up New ‘Minority Speaker’ Position

[texasleo]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



http://thinkprogress.org/2006/11/08/hastert-minority-speaker/

[Avalux]

1. OMG!!!!!

They are pathetic! Know what's probably more pathetic though? That their viewers believe it's a letigimate position. :rofl:

[texasleo]

losers

[BurtWorm]

2. Their character generator guys must be drunk all the time.

[Seen the light]

3. Nothing makes me laugh harder than Fox banners nt

[nosmokes]

4. that'sfunny!

shows just how stoopit they are w/their *facts* over at Faux news.

[Voltaire269]

5. Hay if your party can't win, don't cry, just make up jobs!

Faux and friends, put down the crack pipe!
Its starting to show!

[rkc3]

6. Will there be a minority president in 2008?

[Chipper Chat]

7. Don't they mean "MINORITY STINKER"

'FoXXX News - we're XXX-rated'

[Bluebear]

8. Freepers all over America: "WHO will be minority speaker then!!!!!111"

[Avalux]

13. ROFL!

:rofl:

[myrna minx]

17. LOL!

:spray: Hey, how do I get one of those invented jobs!

[AnneD]

27. I hear the Labour Department...

is basing their unemployment numbers on a model. Try that....they might even give you real money to work that model job. :rofl:

[Stand and Fight]

9. All the Democrats I work with got a kick out of this...

Dammed stupid FReeps! :rofl:

[LeftCoast]

10. Like last night's "Lame Duck Majority"

Sad, sad, sad...

[Tiggeroshii]

11. They are bummed

They now want to build a parallel government as retaliation.

[spanone]

12. Who writes their scripts?

[budkin]

14. So sad

Fox is lost right now. Poor Fox.

[azurnoir]

15. I am surprised they left

You Decide 2006 part on screen,'cause we most certainly did.

[Judi Lynn]

16. The minority speaker's vehicle has arrived:

[TahitiNut]

24. Where's the quarter-moon-shaped cutout?

:rofl:

[Sydnie]

29. I thought this was his "alternative fuel" vehicle

And we know just what that alternative fuel is in his case! ;)

[Judi Lynn]

34. Beautiful! Very, VERY fitting! Wooo HOOOOOO. n/t

[Guaranteed]

31. delete

[Supersedeas]

18. Major Garrett knows best

[EdwardM]

19. Maybe Mark Foley (D - Florida) will win the imaginary position.

[TahitiNut]

25. Paging Mark Foley! Paging Mark Foley!

:rofl:

[Bernardo de La Paz]

20. Yeah. Republican Minority Speaker talks out of his anus.

[originalpckelly]

21. That is simply lovely. You have to give it to them, they are really delusional...

no one would be able to hang on to the delusions now, but they are.

They get a C for effort.

[LTR]

22. No wonder why FAUX News viewers are so uninformed

At least there isn't a 'D' by his name!

[Jack Rabbit]

23. Out of curiosity

Did FoxNews ever refer to Ms. Pelosi as the "minority speaker" at any time since she became the House Democratic leader?

[nonconformist]

26. K & R. Classic, just classic. nt

[joeunderdog]

28. Who do they think they are, Hallmark?

Brought to you by the Minority News Station.

[WI_DEM]

30. So who will be Minority Speaker!!??

[Guaranteed]

32. But doesn't the Minority Speaker have to be black or something?

:P

[robertpaulsen]

33. Hasturd not minerty speeker?! Are you series?1 THIS IS HUGH111

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Bouncy Ball]

36. We are SO screwn.

[WhiteTara]

35. oh my

:rofl:

[Bouncy Ball]

37. They're like a satirical network who doesn't realize they're

satirical.

Minority speaker??? No such animal you fucking freaks of nature.

[Morgana LaFey]

46. a caricature of themselves

that's what they are

[JI7]

38. HAHAHHAHAHhaa

[Blackhatjack]

39. They don't operate in this reality anyway... let them make up anything they want

Next thing you know there will be a Minority Party President of the United States.

[Ikonoklast]

42. Ummmm, like right now?

They are just practicing to be irrelevant and a permanent minority political party.

The immolation has just begun.

[KingFlorez]

40. How silly

They are reduced to making things up, hilarious.

[Cameron27]

41. ROFLMAO

Did you check out some of the comments at Think Progress?


“Hse Speaker Haster Will Not Run for Minority Speaker”

I think that’s wise. It would just make him look silly.

Comment by KRank — November 8, 2006 @ 4:04 pm

[Az_lefty]

43. they just make this crap up as they go along...

F#cking losers!
:rofl:

[badgerpup]

44. You know, if FAUX disseminated this level of crap, disinformation, lies...

...and just plain WRONG through the USPS, it would be considered mail fraud, would it not?
:wtf:

Maybe I'm stretching an analogy, but while they may not quite be yelling "FIRE!" in a crowded movie house...
they sure aren't discouraging OTHERS from doing it...
and they aren't helping to direct people to the exits or preventing them from getting crushed in the stampede either.
:grr:

[mindwalker_i]

45. Does the minority speaker...

just play country :)

-mwalker