We should thank all those who made this victory possible, starting with George W. Bush

[Bossy Monkey]

Hey fella! Heckuva job, Dubbie! You had the White House, both houses of Congress, the Supreme Court, the news media and the good will (for at least a few minutes) of astonishing numbers of the general public and through your incompetence, your arrogance, your unwillingness even to contemplate the possibility that you might have EVER made a mistake and oh, I don't know, your rape and murder of the Constitution, Bill of Rights and our once great nation's international standing, you managed to piss it all away. It turns out that the one and only time you told the truth, you didn't know you were doing it. When you said you were a uniter, not a divider, who knew (apart from everybody here of course) that your words would be prescient, that you would unite the entire country-- against you. Isn't life symmetrical?

But he couldn't do it alone. Step forward, Vice President Cheney. Have a nice day hunting yesterday? Shoot any senior citizens? You know, a lot of people around here think that you're the real president. While that may be overstating the case, there's no doubt that the Big Zero couldn't have done it without your evil, intransigent, blood-drinking self. Ask your medical aides to help you take a bow there, Dick!

But gosh, there's so many who need to be acknowledged. The late but not at all lamented Kenny Lay; everybody's best buddy Jack Abramoff; that sweet guy (as long as his prescriptions are filled) Rush Limbaugh; the brothers of the foot in mouth disease epidemic, eg Conrad Burns, George Allen, Ted Stevens; and the latest and least, the twin towers of two-facedness, Mark Foley and Ted Haggard.

Heckuva job to all concerned! Did I miss anybody?

(And seriously, kudos to the admins of DU, to everybody here, to Dr. Howard Dean, to all Democrats, and to the country for waking up, at least a little. :toast:)

[billybob537]

1. YEAH Thanks Dubya

for doing the one thing you are truly great at,
Wait for it!


FUCKING UP!!!!
:toast:

[Bossy Monkey]

5. Everybody has to have a skill

:toast:

[porphyrian]

2. If it weren't for his failure, really the failure of the entire republican party...

...we'd only have the House today.

[Jack Rabbit]

3. Let's not forget Speaker Hastert

Who covered for Mr. Foley for three years while Foley went about pursuing young pieces of ass.

To the others who covered for Foley, such as Tom Reynolds.

And a special thanks to Tom DeLay, Bob Ney and Jack Abramoff.

[Bossy Monkey]

4. Too right!

I remembered Abramoff, but omitted the others. There are so many though!:)

[blurp]

6. Bush is the Democratic party's MVP.

Excellent work, Georgie! Good luck in '08! Maybe you'll win again!

[Bossy Monkey]

7. What a guy! Maybe we can give him, Dick and Don a trip to the Hague

as part of their prize package. Preferably one-way tickets!