The Right Was Right!

[RobertSeattle]

:evilgrin:

http://www.rightwasright.us/

Now that the election is behind us, and the Democrats control one or possibly both houses of Congress, there's no reason not to admit it: the right was right about us all along. Here is our 25-point manifesto for the new Congress:

1. Mandatory homosexuality
2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State
6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
7. Engpsh language banned from all Federal buildings
8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups
9. All taxes to be tripled
10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated
11. On-demand welfare
12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish
13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems
14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning
15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8
16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery
18. God to be mocked roundly
19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibipties to UN
20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement
21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy
22. Texas returned to Mexico
23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore
25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"

[Kutjara]

1. Finally! A manifesto I can really get behind. n/t

[Big Kahuna]

2. You forgot the "Box Turtle Marriage Amendment"

[Ringo84]

3. Here's more

26. Conservatives and anyone who loes their country locked up at Gitmo.
27. Mandatory daily orgies
28. The Bible to be completely banned. Wendy's Frostys named the official god of our country
29. John Lennon's "Imagine" to become national anthem
Ringo

[Rocknrule]

7. Mandatory daily orgies? Count me in!

[rzemanfl]

4. No goddamned way! It should be drug COATED condoms! n/t

[qnr]

5. All right, let's get started! n/t

[MikeNearMcChord]

6. They forgot one more thing

the designated hitter to be instituted in the National League and oh yes the end of "You Poke It, You Own It" man law :hi:

[silverojo]

8. Hilarious!

K&R!