Now that the elections are over we can move on to the important things

[rpannier]

shill o' lielly and john 'I like your 15 year old daughter' gibson's rants about the War on Christmas.

You all realize with the huge victory last night the left will take it as a mandate to abolish Christmas.
- hypothetical o'lielly shrieking point.

[YDogg]

1. Yeah. I'm gonna miss K-Fed, too, yo.

[MannyGoldstein]

2. Great Minds Think Alike

Last night (or early this morning) I emailed my Rethug friends: "Cheer up!", I said, "you can start kvetching about the Secular Progressive War on Christmas any day now - it'll take your mind off things."

The only Rethug response I got was, and I shit you not, was that we need to switch to paper ballots! From a Rethug!!!

[rpannier]

3. Yeah, but the republikkans want

pre-marked paper ballots.

Eases the burden on the voter having to read the ballot and put a mark next to the name.