I have to do it. I turned to Fox News.

[CatWoman]

I'm going in............

:)

[Fridays Child]

1. Let us know what you hear.

You're a brave, brave woman. :hi:

[CatWoman]

6. Tom Delay is on with Ollie North

and Hannity, crying like a fucking baby :)

Hannity says people "misinterpreted" the Dems win :)

sore losermen!!!

[CatholicEdHead]

26. Yep "fair and balanced"

With 3 1/2 to 1/2. Hannity/North/Delay vs Colmes

[Webster Green]

58. What is the segment called.......'Criminal Insights'?

Idiots!:rofl:

[Opusnone]

7. Tom "cockroach" Delay is worried about Gates' worldview

since he has sadi you should negotiate with enemies

[bullwinkle428]

27. Delay worried? Because his default setting isn't "Kill all brown people"?

:shrug:

[Opusnone]

2. It's OK, I'm here with you

We'll use the buddy system, OK?

[CatWoman]

9. Deal, Buddy

:hi:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. We'll call Search and Rescue if you're not back in 15 minutes.

Be strong.

[CatWoman]

12. ROFL!!

:)

[Dinger]

15. Don't Forget Me

I'm slippin' fast . . . . .

[CatWoman]

29. hang on, Dinger!!!

:hi:

[Dinger]

36. I Had To Get Out

Shit, I had to breathe!

[flamingyouth]

4. Do they have on their sad faces?

Do they look like this? ---> :evilfrown:

[CatWoman]

Ollie North:

"why blame the GOP because Saddam invaded Kuwait"

:shrug:

[Generator]

24. Oh my GOD, first it's Churchill, now they are going back to Kuwait for

the glory days. It's over when all they have is nostalgia.

[flamingyouth]

28. LOL - they're blaming the loss on Saddam invading Kuwait?

:rofl:

[Sapphocrat]

5. And wasn't it...

...one of the most fun guilty pleasures in the world? :)

[tblue]

8. If it gets to be too much for ya, just come on back home

[Connie_Corleone]

10. I followed you in. HANNITY has a list!!!!!!!

[CatWoman]

17. LOL

And checking it twice :)

[Jack Rabbit]

55. Don't worry. That list is fifty years old.

It's the same one Joe McCarthy used.

[Dinger]

11. Oh Cripes, insHannity, north, delay

How fucking pathetic. Don't . . . know . . . . if . . . . I. .... . . can . . . . continue . . . .

[Opusnone]

23. Yes, but Colmes is still alive

Insanity: will the Democrats be liberal and overeach, cur and run and raise taxes?
delay: I don't think the Democrats won, the races werwe too close.
What dicks.
Insanity: my suspicion is reckless spending, earmarks, border security is what lost for the republics.

[seabeyond]

32. too much, toooo much. you guys are better than i

no way i could do it. geez couldnt watch bush today, havent had news on at all. just listen to everyone else who watches to know what is happening. stewart and colbort is all i can do

[FVZA_Colonel]

57. The only way it would be worse is if

G. Gordon Liddy was on as well.

[pk_du]

13. Oh dont be afraid - its the funnist place on the dial - I was in there

this morning and looking at Brian Kilmead about to burst into tears ... hilfreakinlarious!!

[smoogatz]

14. Let me guess: the fact that Republicans lost both the House and the Senate

AND a bunch of governorships and a number of state assemblies is all really good news for conservatives, becuase Tester has a crew-cut. That about right?

[CatWoman]

20. I love Tester's crew cut

:)

Delay: Dems didn't win this race; the repubs lost it

:rofl:

[smoogatz]

61. It suits him.

I hope he keeps it once he gets to the big city.

[Connie_Corleone]

21. Hannity said Democrats won by a very thin margin.

Bugman says that Democrats didn't win. The Republicans lost this race.

[smoogatz]

60. Lordy.

I heard the DeLay quote--typical--but the Hannity one is just ridiculous. How do you lose big majorities in both houses by a "very thin margin"?

[MiniMe]

62. I was there {{shudder}}

Hannity: "18 of those races were by 5,000 votes or less"

Hey dimwit, those were incumbents. They should have kicked ass and they lost. Deal with it. :rofl:

[Lancer]

16. OMG

They're actually acknowledging that Webb (D) has won Virginia.

[in_cog_ni_to]

18. Ewwwwwwwww...be sure to take a shower afterwards!

I haven't watched Faux News since 2000. Can't STAND it!

[EstimatedProphet]

19. COME BACK TOWARDS THE LIGHT!

[CatWoman]

25. *snarf*

Jesse Jackson coming up :)

[MaggieSwanson]

22. *giggle* insHannity...

:nopity:

[Opusnone]

30. Scroll on bottom:

Breaking News: Democrats win Senate.

Ha, fucking ha.

[CatWoman]

34. and another fucking "ha"

:)

[Freedom_from_Chains]

31. I have been watching H & C to see how they will try to spin this

but I don't know if I'm going to last much longer. Talk about clueless.

[Opusnone]

38. The good thing is IT DOESN"T MATTER!

They can spin all they want, they won't get away from Conyer's subpoena cannon!

Why the fuck is Ollie North walking the streets?
Why isn't he rotting in some foreign prison?

[Freedom_from_Chains]

45. Really, I can't believe they have that criminal Tom Delay on

but then again I guess it is an accurate representation of their party. Criminals.

[Opusnone]

51. And Oliver North (war criminal)

Coming up next, Charlie Manson and John Wayne Gacy talking about faith and values.

[Freedom_from_Chains]

59. ROTFLMAO If that isn't about the truth. These people have turned

the world into a reality where up is down, down is up, etc, etc.

[Ilsa]

56. Don't ya wish you could just box him up and ship him

to Nicaragua or someplace?

[TahitiNut]

33. That's a sure way to get VD.

Video Disease. :silly:


:loveya:

[CatWoman]

35. *smooch*

:hi:

[DainBramaged]

37. InSannity says it's just a historical trend

And the douche bags, North and Delayed, think are giving the Dems advice! Like we'd listen. Fuck them.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[CatWoman]

40. I'd rather gargle with broken glass

than take those asshole's advice :)

[sampsonblk]

39. Great, isn't it?

They suck, and every minute they suffer is a minute of added joy in my life.

[DainBramaged]

41. HEAR HEAR

[CatWoman]

43. look at the look on their faces

:rofl:

completely demoralized

:rofl:

[DainBramaged]

48. I am ill, but I just realized I had not had ONE DRINK in 24 hours

Now it is time to celerate. Cheers Sean, up you ass with Mobil gas.


:beer:

[Berry Cool]

50. Fox News: the best new comedy show on TV!!!!

I'm getting huge laughs out of hearing the Bugman try to defend himself as not being responsible for making the election turn on corruption issues: "Name one thing I've been convicted of"!! :rofl:

Don't you just LOVE it when the best thing a guy can say about himself is that he hasn't been convicted of anything????

[MiniMe]

63. Colmes actually made a point when he mentioned that DeLay had

been censored 3 or 4 times by the ethics committee. He tried to deny it, an then just brushed it off by saying "I don't agree with them". Get that man into a 12 step program!

[upi402]

42. I tried that too last night

They were trying so vewy vewy hard not to be sad puppies.

[Connie_Corleone]

44. I'm not...going.. to make...it...too...much

Sorry. Couldn't take anymore.

[CatWoman]

49. yeah, Delay lying his ass off

denying to the hilt that he didn't have ethics problems, and now bringing up Dem's troubles.

what an asshole.

Bill Maher is on w/Larry King.

I'm turning the channel.

[Opusnone]

53. Oh, thank you

I had to leave, too.
Love Maher, tells it like it REALLY is.

[Lex]

46. As of a few minutes ago, they had NOTHING about Webb winning VA

and the call for the win by the AP.

I switched over to check and O'Reilly and Dick "toe sucker" Morris were engaged in a whine-fest about the troops.

[DainBramaged]

52. They can't let the "troops" know the war is over

musi fight till the last donation or remote drops from a heart attack.

[Opusnone]

47. Ooh, sports analogies now

Is this the only way these assholes can think?
I'm sure that's the only way Faux news fans can think.

Delay now fighting with Colmes over his "ethical shortcomings"
The Roach just called him a liar. The ethics committee only "warned" him. Etc.

Cockroach. Go bugger some boys.

[Anakin Skywalker]

54. You Are One Brave Woman.

I have a Medal of Courage award ready to be pinned on you.