Why is Rummy smiling?

[n2doc]

He is leaving in Disgrace, repudiated by the Country AND his boss, who only days earlier told everyone he was keeping Rummy for the full term. So why is he so happy? Insanity?






and look how happy chimp is:






:wtf:

[AlCzervik]

1. because it's a "known known" that he knows where all the bodies are buried.

bring that medal of freedom® round.

[pinto]

2. I think it's a grimace. He and Cheney share it.

[DUgosh]

3. He's got a new easy assignment

He's relocating Ted Haggard to the * ranch.

[YDogg]

4. He must have some satisfaction at escaping this f'ing mess.

However Madam Speaker defines "escaping" for rummy.

[blitzen]

5. because now he can cash in on the bird-flu scare...

it's no coincidence that there was a TV ad on this afternoon from some drug company on how they're making bird-flu vaccine

[Ikonoklast]

6. Death rictus

Common on corpses.


"Dead man walking here, Boss! Dead man walking!"

[The Straight Story]

7. Because he has gotten away with things for decades and has no worry

He has the money, he has shaken the hand of saddam and then shaken the country of Iraq, and now he goes and has some fun time.

[jazzjunkysue]

8. I think he's relieved. And Geroge is jealous.

[zulchzulu]

9. It's his meds...plus he knows Cheney is getting the ax soon too

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, Rummy...

[MrSlayer]

10. He has made a king's fortune in this job and now he gets to spend it.

He might miss the mass killing part though.