It time to heal. As we reach out to Republicans, ask Democrat leaders to reach out...

[Jeffersons Ghost]

Yes, reach out, my brothers and sisters...



and as we reach out, encourage Democrats in both Houses to reach...

RIGHT ACROSS THE ISLE AND SLAP THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THOSE LYING TRAITORS. THEN, HAVE THEM ARRESTED IMMEDIATELY, BEFORE STARTING THE INVESTIGATIONS!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Kumbayfuckingyah.

n/t

[TexasLawyer]

16. I was JUST about to say the same thing!

LOL!!!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

41. yes my brothers and sisters but here is how it is now sung...

Only through the kindness of comments like yours
and kicks can we spread "loving liberalism"...

We will catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

Just as we spread DU LOVE
on so many surveys in the past
to achieve a recent milestone,
we must now fly on internet wings
like evangelic saviors, sharing
the joy of "loving liberalism"
with countless souls at other sites.

For to many years, conservative minds saw
us as singers of songs, taunting us with our
own inner beauty. Now we can help those who seek
to once again share "compassionate conservatism,"
a wondrous new rendition of the old-song in an
upcoming OP I will soon offer, with revised lyrics
and easily copied graphics for your favorites file.
Only through sharing can we gain lasting inner peace,
my brothers and sisters. it's kinda like, KUMBAYA THIS!

Laughter is truly the best medicine and leftists are not the only people in America who love justice. Moderates have spoken with a resounding roar in recent elections and millions are waiting to enjoy the illumination we can share. Leaving these ideas in DU alone will not let our new leadership know that MANY in America feel exactly as we do about justice. Right now, by remaining silent we leave them dangling before an unfriendly news media that is anxious to destroy top Democrats and allow their old masters to escape justice. Then, they will give not only us but also the world more "compassionate conservatism." I promise you they will not wait four years to return to a "course" they have insisted on "staying." please read subsequent posts.

[grizmaster]

62. I second that Kumbayfuckingyah

[Jeffersons Ghost]

79. I'VE GOT YOUR KUMBAYA! HAVE FUN FOLKS! hehehe

http://plumflowerembroidery.com/pfaudio/kumbaya.mp3

[TheBaldyMan]

2. ... and shake them warmly by the throat. n/t

[Jeffersons Ghost]

7. yes, embrace them, show them how we feel...

repay "compassionate conservatism"
with "loving liberalism."



Wouldn't you just love to offer their lying throats a long embrace?

[spancks]

3. BEAUTIFUL!!!

:rofl:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

9. now, after the words of peace and healing I must leave you...

I hope you will kick and vote these words of kindness up so that ALL our brothers and sisters at DU can share in the wonderful generous feeling that land upon our hearts, like a gentle fluttering dove...

[spancks]

14. Kicked!

:kick:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

27. it touches the soul to see words of healing spread across DU....

please continue to offer this depth of humanity to others,
so that we can help them bury past mistakes
and allow their souls to finally arise.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

60. and WELCOME TO DU, SPANCKS! n/t

[Window]

21. LOL!

K/R

:kick:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

28. your laughter is a healing touch. your smile is an invatation...

if only their smiles could last forever
as we near the holiday season my prayer
is that they attain the inner peacr of perpetual smiles

[Window]

61. This is the thread of the day!

This has to be among the funniest threads ever. Bookmarked so I can come back at any time and laugh.


:rofl:


and


:kick: :kick:

[melody]

4. LOL! I love it! n/t

[KharmaTrain]

5. Only Those Who Come To Us...

The Repugnicans biggest loss last night was the "middle ground"...the many in the middle...many who are socially liberal or tolerant and fisically conservative. This is very compatible with how many Progressives and Democrats believe and these are the people who we were able to convince into the wrongs of this regime, now we have to make them feel they made the right choice the other day so they vote with us again in two years. Let's win from strength not from default.

Regarding politicians, they're weathervanes...when they see our power, then they'll come knocking on our doors...and the we look once, twice, three times at what they're offering. Part of being a leader is to use that power wisely. Not all Repugnicans are bad and we know who the ones we can't trust are. There are still some moderates and those that we can form common cause with to further minimalize the far right wing and neo-cons and further isolate this regime. Anyone whose up for that agenda is OK with me.

[Bushies gotta go]

6. I was ready to blast off on this

phew, I couldn't see myself as doing anything but disagreeing with you... figured you wanted us to give the thugs a collective hug... and I can't get behind that at the moment, sorry.

Yup, good slap would be just fine!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

30. instead of lashing it out, why not let "loving liberalism" become a study of ways to teach them...

to turn the other cheek? Over the years,
have we not learned the virtue of that approach?
No, my friend we must not quickly lash out but
instead study new ways to share with them what
they have given us and the world all these years.

[SeattleGirl]

8. Actually, I think it's a time for the Republicans to HEEL.

As in, bad dog! Heel!

[Erika]

10. The arrogance of the Right Wing has been over the top

Cold day in hell before we'll save them.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

31. yes my sister you have truly leared the secret of expressing "loving libralism"...

please continue to share you gift of expression with us
so that we may unleash negativity as we teather adverse energy

[WinkyDink]

11. Six years is a long enough time for my dish of revenge to cool down, Baybay!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

34. yes, it warms my heart to see the fires of your anger cool Winky because...

you too are grasping the beauty of subtlety in "loving liberalism."

[nicknameless]

12. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Thank gawd for the punchline.

I'll never get over what those bastards did to this country. ... to say nothing of what they did to other countries.

:grr:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

37. Only through the kindness of comments like yours and kicks can we spread "loving liberalism".....

Just as we spread DU LOVE
on so many surveys in the past
to achieve a recent milestone,
we must now fly on internet wings
like evangelic saviors, sharing
the joy of "liberal love"
with countless souls at other sites.

Far too many years, conservative minds saw
us as singers of songs, taunting us with our
own inner beauty. Now we can help those who seek
to once again share "compassionate conservatism,"
a wondrous new rendition of the old-song in an
upcoming OP, with revised lyrics and easily copied
graphics for you favorites file. Only through sharing
can we gain lasting inner peace, my brothers and sisters.

[nicknameless]

81. Here's some kumbaya for those scumbags.

}(

[ClayZ]

13. Woooot! K & R

:kick:

[pa28]

15. Yes brother.

Let us reach (our foot)out to (their neck) the Republicans.

[TheDebbieDee]

17. Kick!

[w4rma]

18. Democratic leaders (nt)

[City Lights]

29. I was thinking the same thing...thanks for saying it. eom

[Raine]

19. LOL

I was ready to blast you one till I came to the end, hahaha! :D :hi: :thumbsup:

[2008]

20. Dang it! I was all hyped to have my first-ever personal attack deleted

I was going to say something like eff you in the A em-effer

[Jeffersons Ghost]

44. PLEASE READ ALL MY REPLIES, ESPECIALLY THE 1st 2008 & welcome to DU

[malaise]

22. Great punchline

Kick!

[hayu_lol]

23. I too was ready to charge in here to take a couple of pounds of flesh...

and then I spotted the large print and howled my head off.

We all must feel about the same. It is the obligation of the repugnants to bow and scrape...not our obligation to reach across the aisle.

Perhaps Haggard Haggard can be hired to counsel those creeps across the aisle.

[malaise]

24. Correct but Haggard

is unavailable as he is receiving the full hands on treatment:rofl: :rofl:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=2605165&mesg_id=2605165
Add link.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

74. yes, malaise, let us bow our heads and prey that divine angels decend upon them...

Let angels fly forth to form an ALMIGHTY PUNCH LINE!

[BlueEyedSon]

25. This gets my vote!

[Fly by night]

26. Yes, cradle their nuts in our warm hands ...

... and crush them.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

73. yes indeed Fly by Night, the virtue of chastity is a lesson many have lost: time to turn the Page...

right Brother Foley?

[leesa]

32. Yo Baby. Investigate. Arrest. Prosecute. Incarcerate.

[Laelth]

33. Amen.

:applause:

-Laelth

[magellan]

35. JG, I was going to slap you

Now I want to kiss you! :hug:

I can't understand those who think we should let the Repugs off the hook for all they've done the last six years. How the hell is letting lying thieving murderers walk supposed to restore the Rule of Law? How does it stop them from coming back and restarting this fascist crap from where they left off -- AGAIN?

Investigate the bastards! Get it ALL out in the open and let justice be done!

[SammyWinstonJack]

36. Starting right now!

:evilgrin:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

38. OBVIOUSLY YOU TOOK THE TIME TO REALLY ENJOY THE OP BY READING ALL POSTS...

it truly holds an inner beauty that viewing each subsequent comment on the thread will reveal.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

39. ALL KIDDING ASIDE WE CATCH MORE FLIES WITH HONEY THAN VINAGAR...

laughter is truly the best medicine and leftests are not the only people in America that love justice. Moderates have spoken with a resounding roar in recent elections and millions are waiting to enjoy the illumination we can share. Leaving these ideas in DU alone will not let our new leadership know that MANY in America feel exactly as we do about justice. Right now, by remaining silent we leave them dangling before an unfriendly news media that is anxious to destroy them and allow their masters to escape justice and give not only us but also the world more "compassionate conservatism." I promise you they will not wait four more years to return the the "course" they have insisted on "staying." please read subsequent posts.

[Gregorian]

40. Get thee behind me, republican!

HAHAHA!

I never expected that! I believe in "love they enemy". BUT...


:) We have two years, at best, to get our ball rolling.

[NanceGreggs]

42. Oh, man, this is BRILLIANT, J.G.!!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!!

:applause: :applause: :applause:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

48. Did you read my first reply Nance? WOW! all my pals I PMed hit at once...

I hope PM is working correctly today I sent those out a while back

[InvisibleTouch]

43. Yes indeed!

None of this "magnanimous in victory" crap. They deserve exactly what they've been dishing out for the past 6 years.

On edit: Hell, it's been longer than 6 years. This dates back at least to the days of the Clinton witch-hunts. Time for karma to kick in!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

49. they have been so generous dishing out "compassionate conservatism" they deserve more...

[autorank]

45. Democrats w/attitude. It's aboug f'ing time!!!! KR n/t

[stepnw1f]

46. Can We Smack the DLCers Who Played "Footsie" with Bushco

for the last six years? They are getting on my nerves with their bullshit posturing today!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

51. I ask you Wolf, when others lose the true path is it wrong to enlighten them?...

Only through true illumination will their souls once again shine with a profound inner glow.

TRUE ILLUMINATOR:

[stepnw1f]

54. They Scared they Will Lose Complete Control of the Dem Party

They will be forced to share.... such a shame.

[StraightDope]

47. I *was* sickened by the dreck...

Then I laughed my ass off! Nice one, JG!

[Individualist]

50. Not just yeah, but HELL YEAH!

:applause:

[KansDem]

52. I'll extend my hand in reaching out to the Republicans...

[Jeffersons Ghost]

53. Ah yes, Kansdem, you indeed grasp the concept of "loving liberalism"...

but should we not offer those fine
"compassionate conservatives"
illumination when we reach out to them?


I must commend you on such a magnanimous open-handed gesture.

[helderheid]

55. BIG smile on my face!

:rofl: :applause:!!

[Psyop Samurai]

56. Bless you, Brother Jefferson, for this healing message!

Our well-intentioned brethren, our "distinguished colleagues" across the isle, will doubtless find their hearts renewed in the face of such magnanimity - as will we - and we shall join together in a spirit of oneness, and celebrate our common strivings (though we may quibble from time to time on how best to achieve them). Let us sing praises and rejoice, and know that we are one people. Let us raise a hymn to our wise and beneficent masters, that they might be pleased, and that their beneficence might continue to light the way. Let's let bygones be bygones, (as we always have), and know that we are a beacon unto all the world. Let us follow the guidance of the wise ones on TV - for they are us! - and, as sure as dog follows pony, would never lead us astray.

Yours in bliss,

Brother Samurai

[Jeffersons Ghost]

58. yes brother samurai, those are inspiring words that will surely touch their hearts...

It is my preyer that you will find open hearts in your noble quest:

surely you will touch other hearts in the rich Samurai Tradition!

[Psyop Samurai]

59. LMAO!...

If the gentle angels of peace will it, my brother... So it shall be.

Now, let us prey..., er... I mean "pray"...

[Exiled in America]

57. lol I with you. :)

[EnviroBat]

63. Holy Crap!

You really had me reeled in there for a moment... Then BLAMMO! Dr.Pepper spews from my face.

[texanwitch]

64. Best post I have read all day.

:kick: :rofl: :woohoo: :yourock: :headbang: :thumbsup:

[Blue State Blues]

65. Bless you, brother.

May the wisdom of your loving liberalism spread throughout the nation.

We must reach out to those who would vilify and oppress us. What greater love can we show our misguided opponents but to clean (the) house (and the Senate!) for them?

[Jeffersons Ghost]

71. well, blessed blues, it is written that cleanliness is next to Godliness...

Actions of Brother DeLay and others, show the true route to spirituality is often illuminated by adversity. Now we must insist that the new keepers of the royal House help others to see the light and hold their Bibles fourth, like Brother Tom, while making public proclaimations of faith. Faith is a beautiful thing!



Miraculous Bible of Tom DeLay



BTW, What became of Brother Tom? Has he chosen a judge yet?

[Xenotime]

66. F No! They didn't do shit for us.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

67. Smack em!

:rofl:

Especially those waffly ones who are now trying to play nice after years of shutting us out.

Too Late Bastids!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

75. LET US LIFT OUR VOICES!!! pick the perfect version of KUMBAYA

This one certainly isn't typical, although in English it has an African feel...
http://www.espew.com/cgi-bin/spew/639403/Kumbaya_a_cappella.mp3

quite different but perhaps by the same group... The KUMBAYA SLEEPS TONIGHT?
http://www.gospel-plantation.com/store/sons/kumbaya.mp3

Non-typical is an UNDERSTATEMENT! I don't want to spoil the surprise but this could be our version!
http://plumflowerembroidery.com/pfaudio/kumbaya.mp3

[Jeffersons Ghost]

77. maybe on the first link, i should have said THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CLINTON...

I'll let you folks fill in the blank:
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON B_____
http://plumflowerembroidery.com/pfaudio/kumbaya.mp3

[Viva_La_Revolution]

80. that last one scares me

:scared:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

82. Is that LINDA BLAIR, I hear singing in the background? I didn't know she did music...

"KUB BY-YA, MY LORD, KUM BY-YAAA!"

[L0oniX]

68. Send them all to a Turkish prison to be water boarded ...frickin ass carrots!

[tavalon]

69. And once again

my rule about not drinking liquids at the computer while reading DU saves my keyboard. :rofl:

[Megahurtz]

70. Ha ha! n/t

[BlooInBloo]

72. snarfle!

[Sapphocrat]

76. AMEN! n/t

[bdamomma]

78. now that WE THE PEOPLE have spoken the Party in Power better wake up

and take notice, or they will have to answer to us!!!

[earth mom]

83. ROFL!

:rofl:

Yes this is when the only kind of "Golden Rule" the thugs understand should kick in!

[mom cat]

84. Power to the people.