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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 05:36 AM
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Mommy, why does the president look like he has a corn cob up his ass?
Edited on Thu Nov-09-06 06:06 AM by Philosoraptor


Best answer gets a free years supply of creamed corn.
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Cobalt-60 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 05:39 AM
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1. He's been praying with Reverend Haggard
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drm604 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 06:08 AM
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6. Well...
He's been doing something with Reverend Haggard.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 05:40 AM
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2. he DOES look all haggard and methed up
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 08:37 AM
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9. Ooooh, you get MY vote!
:applause:
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 05:43 AM
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3. He forgot to take his daily laxative
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zeemike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 05:59 AM
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4. It's because he has a corn cob up his ass
That is where Condi put it last night to give him that extra bit of pleasure that he needed after having such a bad day.
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roguenkatz Donating Member (102 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 06:00 AM
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5. Honey, the president's nursing one hell of a hangover...
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 06:08 AM
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7. Got Corn?
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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 08:36 AM
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8. He always does
That's why so many of my captions ("Caption This Picture") refer to a butt-plug. I mean he always looks this way. He also looks like he used concrete for underarm deoderent with that ape-like pose.
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