What did I miss?

[MichaelHarris]

Oh yeah, I remember, it wasn't a dream. One of the 3 members of Washington's Axis of Evil is gone, another is looking for someone to shoot in the face, and the last one is thinking about growing beans in Central America. The long dark night is over, pages no longer have to hide under desks when Mark Foley walks by, they can breath a sigh of relief, they no longer have to wear track shoes to keep one step ahead of "touch-feely" republicans. The days of, "It's not my fault, see I'm a drunk and oh yeah I was molested as a kid not to mention I never knew Jack Abramhoff, really!!" are over.

Dickie this is for you, buy 3 shredders. We're going to want to see those notes from that energy meeting. You see some of us American's are pretty smart and happen to know you handed over the countries batteries to the oil and power companies. You may think you're safe but in my opinion you're next, those meeting minutes are going to make good reading on the front page of The New York Times. I can't wait, By the way did you shoot anyone on your hunting trip? We know how you like to bag a face every now and then between a little scotch and soda.

George, silly, silly George. While asleep in your Howdy-Dowdy Jammie's the other night we sent you a message. Did you get it? Basically is said you're an idiot. It said we're going to elect people to hold you accountable for the crimes you committed against this nation. See, we're not hanging our "Mission Accomplished" banner just yet. You're next, our banner gets hung when you and your ilk are marched out in handcuffs. Maybe the ranch in Central America is a good thing, no one here wants you living next door. Smoke um while you got um George and don't drop the soap. Let me sum it up in one sentence, "Get you're lying dumb ass out of our house!!!!"

Condi how do those new shoes feel? Pretty good huh. That's good, we're going to sell them to help the people of New Orleans. You know, those people who needed food and water while you shopped on 5th ave. Was the play good? I hope so, see the people in New Orleans didn't have any electricity and missed things like ummm food, water, maybe a roof. I bet they are just thrilled to death you got the red pumps, some were, well literally thrilled to death in New Orleans. Storms tend to do that but hey no one could have known right?

Neo-Cons, Freepers, I'll make this short. See this shiny spot? It's the place on my ass I polished for you to kiss.

Michael Harris, DEMOCRAT and I proudly support THIS message.

[Sapphocrat]

1. Best. Post. of. The. Week.

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K&R'd