Chimpster Quiz: Which things in this article do you think are real?

[schmuls]

In this week's issue of the Globe, the headlines are "Laura Files Divorce Papers": She Can't Take It Anymore" In the article, a famous body language expert is interviewed and asked about recent photos of Bush, Laura and Condi. Laura is standing in the background, with her arms crossed protectively across her body. Her facial expression is one of depression and resignation. Condi's arms are open and her stance is confident, while her face also shows signs of depression. Chimpster the usual dumb self. Laura says, "I told the President that he is not spending any quality or intimate time with me anymore. I recently walked into a room I thought unoccupied and found my husband and Condileeza Rice in "flagrant delecto". She was on all fours and George was trying to "hide the salami". They did not see me. Later I found empty bottles stashed everywhere and signs of cocaine use. I also found out that my husband had accompanied her on her shoe shopping trip. Imagine my disgust when I found him sniffing one of her shoes. There are also signs he has been trying on my most frilly underthings. I found a note by Jeff Gannon complimenting my husband on the size of his schlock. This is so humiliating. I told him it has to end. I give George all the pussy he wants, but now I find out all this. I think the public should know this: George does not only not "read 2 Shakespeares", he has trouble spelling Shakespeare. You know that imfamous box under his suit jacket in back? He was being fed info during that interview. His men were telling him how to say Shakespeare. His stupidity is really embarrassing. I have fallen in love with Nancy Pelosi anyway, so it does not really matter. She is the woman of my dreams. I hope she and other democratics string by husband up by the cohones. The gay community should shoot condoms at him with slingshots. The sad truth is that he won't be reading this article, because he is really lame at reading. Now I am going back to making cookies.

[radfringe]

1. Now I am going back to making cookies.

George does not only not "read 2 Shakespeares", he has trouble spelling Shakespeare. You know that imfamous box under his suit jacket in back? He was being fed info during that interview. His men were telling him how to say Shakespeare. His stupidity is really embarrassing.

The sad truth is that he won't be reading this article, because he is really lame at reading. Now I am going back to making cookies.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

2. I don't believe it

That woman hasn't been in a kitchen in years, except to give the cook orders for the day.

:P

[Maeve]

3. Yes he did! He read both Romeo AND Juliet!

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