Tuesday's GOP electile dysfunction was a blow against criscofascism.

[Hubert Flottz]

Oil's well that ends well...

The War on Pleasure

snip...

Our Evangelical Ayatollah isn't ashamed to admit that he had his father anoint him when he took office as U.S. Attorney General, as well as on other civic occasions. That's right, he anointeth his head with oil (hmmwhich head?), just like the Prophet Samuel did with King Saul (Samuel I 10:1). I hear Asscraft used Crisco, a good old-fashioned Yankee lubricant. None of that infidel olive oil or heathen K-Y jelly for an American Ayatollah.

Of course, George II himself was virtually anointed as President, though the oil of his anointment was more ChevronTexaco than Crisco. The point is that neither was elected to their current office. No wonder Boy George empathized with Asscraft when he lost the U.S. Senate race in Missouri to a dead man, and elevated this pompous Jesus freak loser to the position of Most Powerful Lawyer in America.

After shoving the USA Patriot Act up America's post-9/11-traumatized heinie (using the Crisco of Terror to facilitate the shoving), Ayatollah Asscraft's first official anti-sex act was to cover up the Spirit of Justice. Affectionately named Minnie Lou, the Spirit of Justice is a tall, graciously half-topless female statue that presided over the Hall of Justice with dignity and style for almost a century. Asscraft put Minnie Lou in an American-style burqa, requiring the erection of a new set of drapes at a cost of $8000 to US taxpayers.

Not satisfied with draping innocent statues, Asscraft has now set his Messianic sights on what he seems to think everyone will agree is truly evil: American erotic entertainment. MORE...

http://www.counterpunch.org/block09052003.html

Try and remember every reason we have to get rid of the Neocons ASAP! Insanity for openers!

[Blue State Blues]

1. "criscofascism?"

Wherein the world will be ruled by hydrogenated vegetable shortening? I always suspected those little blue tubs were the seeds of an evil empire. ;)

(Sorry, couldn't resist the image)

[Rockstone]

2. I think the Crisco Kid likes Zappa's advice

"Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy"

[Hubert Flottz]

6. They need to apply a little rump release to the White House and

send that smirking asshole from Hell, back to Texas, ASAP!

[Freedom_from_Chains]

3. It's kind of sad though that these people will never understand

what a healthy sex life is but you're right, our first priority has to me to keep them from projecting their neurosis on the rest of us.

[Hamlette]

4. Ashcroft is/was not a Neocon

was he?

Or do you think all republicans are neocons? Or have all republicans become Neocons?

He's more a theocon.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Ashcroft was a willing member of Furious George's crime cartel

so yes, I think he was a Conster too! Gonzales is a bigger threat to the Constitution and the rule of law than Ashcroft was, IMHO.

Edit...BTW, No, I don't think most republicans are neocons, but they are enablers!(appeasers)

[opihimoimoi]

7. Them GOPers are seeing their EMPIRE fall before their eyes..

Conservatism is badly wounded but not yet dead...if we look, it seems they are in their Death Throes...or so the sayin goes.

They tried it for 50 years, made it popular and almost Traitorious if you were not a conservative.

They will try to distract, distort as always but we are wiser now...

Bush right now is speaking Arnold...he is trying to save his ass by coming to the middle...something he shoulda woulda coulda 5 years ago...

Swatchmegger turned Green, went bipartisan and it worked...

Bush is trying to suck ass

[Hubert Flottz]

8. The CriscoFascist Empire will be in ruins if shrub don't back off.

The more he scorches the Earth now the longer it will be before the GOPers will ever be trusted again, if, ever! Bush don't care about damage to the country and he never did. Bush only cares about Bush. Gawd Pimp Slapped the GOP on Tuesday and I hope Gawd goes plum slap happy on the fools!

Meanwhile back at the ranch...the gang is hauling off all the loot to South America.

[opihimoimoi]

9. Bush is trying to clean his act by going central like Arnie did in Cali

Too Little Too Late

Bush is the result of GOP Bad Manners...supporting a dufus who does n't have the best interest for America at heart..

The Gop also have Bad Bed Manners to boot. Climbing into the wrond bed helped do themeselves in...Pastor Ted was fucked in the wrong places and he helped destroy the GOP Fundies Power....utterly confused and in despair..the GOP scramble to recover. Too Late, their agenda has been exposed for what it is,,,,DOMINATION.

The PUB EMPIRE is about to EXPIRE

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Bush was sorry for about 5 minutes, then he started cooking up

more shady shit! Today he's back to being a class a arrogant dickhead wussy like he was Monday night!

Wanting to cram more pure old stinkin' shit through congress!

JC is about to dropkick the cheerleader in chimp back to Texas!

[opihimoimoi]

11. The first Press con I saw...he made a joke and no one laughed..Bombed

No one likes him anymore....He will sonn be a pariah...calls a press on and 3 people show up, one is a maid.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. He has screwed over almost everyone in America but the 1%

with the most money! Pretty soon the 1% will be all that still think he's doing a helluva job. In a weeks time they'll be saying Rummy's CRAZY the first time he says something Geroge don't like! They turn on all their old cronies as soon as they are of no further use to the BushCo KKKlan.

[opihimoimoi]

13. Wasn't it only 5 days ago when Bush said Rummy and Cheney

will stay no matter what. That for the nx 2 years, these guys are safe....

Well, Cheney must be thinking.........