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central scrutinizer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 02:08 PM
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Let's say goodbye to the Poet Laureate
Ah, Rummy, we'll miss ye. (:sarcasm:) Who could forget these:

The Unknown

As we know,

There are known knowns.

There are things we know we know.

We also know

There are known unknowns.

That is to say

We know there are some things

We do not know.

But there are also unknown unknowns,

The ones we don't know

We don't know.

Department of Defense news briefing

Feb. 12, 2002



Glass Box

You know, it's the old glass box at the—

At the gas station,

Where you're using those little things

Trying to pick up the prize,

And you can't find it.

It's—

And it's all these arms are going down in there,

And so you keep dropping it

And picking it up again and moving it,

But—

Some of you are probably too young to remember those—

Those glass boxes,

But—

But they used to have them

At all the gas stations

When I was a kid.

Department of Defense news briefing

Dec. 6, 2001



A Confession

Once in a while,

I'm standing here, doing something.

And I think,

"What in the world am I doing here?"

It's a big surprise.

Interview with the New York Times

May 16, 2001



Happenings

You're going to be told lots of things.

You get told things every day that don't happen.

It doesn't seem to bother people, they don't—

It's printed in the press.

The world thinks all these things happen.

They never happened.

Everyone's so eager to get the story

Before in fact the story's there

That the world is constantly being fed

Things that haven't happened.

All I can tell you is,

It hasn't happened.

It's going to happen.

Department of Defense briefing

Feb. 28, 2003



The Digital Revolution

Oh my goodness gracious,

What you can buy off the Internet

In terms of overhead photography!

A trained ape can know an awful lot

Of what is going on in this world,

Just by punching on his mouse

For a relatively modest cost!

Following European trip

June 9, 2001



The Situation

Things will not be necessarily continuous.

The fact that they are something other than perfectly

continuous

Ought not to be characterized as a pause.

There will be some things that people will see.

There will be some things that people won't see.

And life goes on.

Department of Defense news briefing

Oct. 12, 2001



Clarity

I think what you'll find,

I think what you'll find is,

Whatever it is we do substantively,

There will be near-perfect clarity

As to what it is.

And it will be known,

And it will be known to the Congress,

And it will be known to you,

Probably before we decide it,

But it will be known.

Department of Defense briefing

Feb. 28, 2003

----Donald Rumsfeld, poet laureate
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klook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 02:10 PM
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1. Just call him William Carlos Rumsfeld! (n/t)
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 02:13 PM
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2. Pure genius! That brought a tear to my eye...
:cry:



:grouphug:
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Mrs. Overall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 02:20 PM
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3. Best Post on DU Today! Just sent this to all my writer friends!
Thanks!
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 02:24 PM
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4. K&R for our dear poet.
:rofl:
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 02:31 PM
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5. Now he can devote more time to his writing
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Miss Chybil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 02:50 PM
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6. Now, if he'd put all that in a book, I'd think he was a genius!
Being as it was real life and this guy is supposed to be running a war, it's pretty damned scary. Funny, but scary - and sad. Bye, Mr. Rumsfeld. You can now philosophize at home.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 02:51 PM
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7. This deserves the funniest post of the year award
:rofl:
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 02:52 PM
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8. This scared the crap out of me. I was like, "Don Hall is LEAVING?!"
"Already?! Nooooooooo!"
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 03:32 PM
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9. Like Hitler with his painting, this freak really missed his calling. n/t
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Turn CO Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-09-06 04:44 PM
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10. A freakin' BRILLIANT post! Thanks! n/t
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