OMG! The Freepers at LGF are really EXPLODING! And HOPING we do!

[n2doc]

From Jesus' General: (since I don't have the time to take a shower after going to LGF....

Little Green Throbbing Veins:

#5 mbpaul 11/7/2006 09:25PM PST
I quite. I not going to vote again. It's time I gave up on this political bullshit. I just hope the nuke attack comes soon. Let it be on the East Coast where it belongs.

#11 Tairos 11/7/2006 09:27PM PST

I think this demostrates pretty clearly that voting should be a privilege, NOT a right.

#28 Adrenalyn 11/7/2006 09:33PM PST

can I be the first to say it on LGF?
Impeach Bush and Cheney

throw them out and hope Hastert has the balls to fight back

#69 Bill Amos 11/7/2006 09:42PM PST

Even if the senate goes democratic thank god Lieberman is there to switch and protect us from extremists !

#82 mbpaul 11/7/2006 09:45PM PST

Maybe a divided government is not a bad thing. They can't do anything to screw us up anymore than we already are. We just need to weather the nuclear attack when it happens and we will be okay. Let the military take over. I advocate a military coup.


#88 semadar 11/7/2006 09:46PM PST

OMG, my southern neighbors, why are the Dems winning, get ready for happy terrorist parades.

#272 Greg 11/7/2006 10:43PM PST
Bush is losing precisely because he has took the high road after 9/11 instead of Zyclon B-ing most of the muslim world after attacking our shores as they have been doing to our shipping since 1800.

This is a world war and not a tea party for the Yale/Harvard clique...

Islam must have a boot smashing into its face forever until it becomes a grown up religion not bent on murdering everyone on the planet...

Bush cannot comprehend this or the Donks even less...they do not have the intestinal fortitude for it...




http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2006_11_05_patriotboy_archive.html#116297517210176927


How can such human filth exist? Damn we are a messed up country....

[meegbear]

1. Oh no! mbpaul's quiteing!

:rofl:

[redwitch]

3. It's because they're screwn!

Tee hee

[sarge43]

12. Oh dear. Well, the morans will just have to

GET OVER IT.

Damn, this is fun.

[LilyLibber]

5. Don't laugh! I'm sure he's

SERIES!!!1111! :rofl:

[zanne]

8. Voting should be a privilege, not a right!

Almost exactly six years ago, Dennis Hastert said the very same thing. Y'know, every once in a while I actually feel sorry for them because I know how it feels to lose big. Then I read something like that and I realize I don't have to feel sympathetic.:evilgrin:

[Fire Bush]

80. I have to admit...

Sometimes I watch things like a Benny Hinn event and I think the same thing.

[NMMNG]

89. If that were the case,

millions of Kool-aid drinkers would be disqualified. "He's a good Christian man" is not valid criteria for voting for a candidate, nor is "My pastor sez he's good people".

[MGD]

94. And people are wondering why they lost. Fucking fascist bastards.

[Submariner]

11. Oh please don't quite......that's a Hugh decision for a moran to make under duress

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

58. Yes.. please, at least check with the spocksman first

[hvn_nbr_2]

65. Have some sempithy, you cazy woman. And no unseemly jesters!

Aside for anyone who thinks we're crazy and can't spell: Check this oldie but goodie thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=300259

[SoCalDem]

66. Oooh now I'm scarred.... Are you stocking me ?

:)

[Jamastiene]

79. If they were typing it,

"duress" would be "dress."

:rofl:

[rock]

22. Well, that's grate!

[KamaAina]

61. He not going to vote again!

Oh, the horror! :sarcasm: :nopity:

[RedStateShame]

2. Terrorist parades in the South?

Yeah, I think right behind our financial institutions and our defense institutions, Dale Earnhardt Jr. is on the Al Qaeda hit list, one up from BillO.

[MGD]

95. That's how they refer to the civil rights marches I think. eom

[Hav]

4. .

Madness. How patriotic. For political reasons they want nuke attacks on their own country, the US. And they call us traitors?

"I quite. I not going to vote again."

It's fitting that this is probably how a baby talks.

[rumpel]

6. hmmm, muslims have been attacking shipping since 1800's??

can someone explain that to me?

[Mike Daniels]

10. I think he's referring to the Barbary pirates from Africa

[John Gauger]

They are apparently still angry over the

Barbary Wars. Jefferson fought a war against the Barbary States - Morocco, Libya, Algeria, and Tunisia - around the year 1800. Jefferson did not believe in having offensive ships - he feared that America would become an oppressive global empire - so our merchant marine at that time was completely undefended. When they went to Africa they had a lot of trouble with pirates. That has absolutely no connection to our current terrorism problems at all. That guy is just a moran.

[Rocknrule]

7. "Jesus' General?"

They're not even trying to hide their complete psychopathy anymore

[meegbear]

15. It's a hilarious site ...

check it the whole site: http://patriotboy.blogspot.com

[bananas]

16. "Jesus General" is a satirist

aka patriotboy

[n2doc]

18. Nah- Jesus' General is the name of the site I am linking to

And the title is pure sarcasm in the Steven Colbert mode..... Take a look around, you will laugh....

[John Gauger]

9. Wow - 'Greg' is a Fascist.

What did Orwell say about the future? - "If you want to see the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face - forever." This dude advocates that kind of government oppression. That's scary.

[Deep13]

13. "I quite. I not going to vote again."

Sounds like the apes at the primate speech laboratory got into the computer room again.

What's "LGF"

little greasy fingers

low grade fudge

lichens and green fungus

[n2doc]

19. Little Green Footballs

And I don't know WTF that means....but there it is...

[LTR]

32. Little Green Fartballs?

:shrug:

[Scurrilous]

88. Littlegreenfootballs is a racist anti-Muslim hate-site.

Needless to say, they looooove George Bush, the republican party, and the war in Iraq.


http://lgfwatch.blogspot.com/

http://www.drmenlo.com/lgfquiz/

[originalpckelly]

20. I quite too...

:rofl:

I think this is quite funny, don't you?

[Deep13]

24. It's hughly funny.

[Bozita]

26. Looks like it was written by a legacy admission to Harvard B School

[cool user name]

27. LGF = Late German Fascists

There's a website called LGFWatch (google) ... it's awesome.

[Swamp Rat]

14. "I advocate a military coup," said the lobotomized gorilla.

See how they bend over and take defeat? :eyes:

Here's a group of people who do not even deserve American citizenship, for they truly do not believe in the American system of government - the U.S Constitution and Bill of Rights. They prefer a military dictatorship, and imperial rule.

[Warren DeMontague]

53. Geez. That sounds like a terror threat against the USA to me.

Can't he get sent to Gitmo for that?

[liberal N proud]

17. Dumb question - What is LGF?

Are they all talking in code or something?

What the hell: "Zyclon B-ing most of the muslim world after attacking our shores as they have been doing to our shipping since 1800."

"Islam must have a boot smashing into its face forever until it becomes a grown up religion not bent on murdering everyone on the planet"??????


:wtf:

[proud patriot]

25. little green footballs

:puke:

[Leopolds Ghost]

92. "Zyklon B-ing" muslims -- Holocaust reference. n/t

[distantearlywarning]

21. Terrorist parades.

Do you think they'll throw candy? Will I have to show my tits to get beads?

(Yes, these people have completely gone off the deep end. I read a hysterical post from one of them yesterday insisting that the first thing the Democrats would do is institute sharia law in the U.S. :wtf: :crazy: )

[originalpckelly]

23. "I think this demostrates pretty clearly that voting should be a privilege, NOT a right."

WOW! I love their devotion to democracy, maybe this is why Iraq isn't working out. If you actually can think voting should be a privilege, it just shows you don't have any devotion to democracy, just power.

[Rocknrule]

34. What he means:

"Only Republicans should be allowed to vote"
Fucking facist

[originalpckelly]

35. I think you have it...

well, we'll see if this shit continues or if it is sour grapes from just losing. (Which I honestly can understand, it isn't easy to lose.)

[EstimatedProphet]

55. Well, after reading freeptard crap

I do have to wonder if voting should be a right. Cuz these idiots are definitely the downside of voting for everyone...see, voting as a right assumes an educated, informed, non-stupid populace.

[warrens]

28. These are the people who are now shut out of the political dialogue

They've poisoned it for a decade, and now they're totally marginalized. No more Coulter on Hardball, no more Pigboy on the Evening News. They've lost, and we have a golden opportunity to get back to arguing about marginal tax rates with rational Republicans. We should take it, not let a bunch of hotheads start turning it into a war on the DLC or whatever bug is up their ass.

[LonelyLRLiberal]

75. I wouldn't count them out - they reproduce like rabbits!

More little Fascists being brought up with "Christian" values of hatred.

[LynneSin]

29. This is my third election while a DU member...

...and I never gave up after the first two. Sure, my heart was broken and I thought perhaps I need a new hobby. I might have even taken a break from DU for a few weeks just to sort things out. But I always came fighting back.

Politics will always break your heart, if you can't handle it find a new passion

[sarge43]

47. No LynneSin

You and so many others hung on because you love this country and its ideals. You and they weren't in for the power or the greed; you weren't motivated by hate and fear. And that's why, at long last, you all prevailed.

That is the difference between them and you good people.

[yellowcanine]

30. My favorite......someone get mbpaul some valium

#159 mbpaul 11/7/2006 10:07PM PST
Okay Charles, I will. I respect you too much. I'm sorry everyone. Tonight may be one of the worst nights of my life. I can't believe how depressed I am. I know that by writing this you can't see how I am here. I'm sobbing in pain and anger and frustration. I don't know what to do. This is one night when I wish I wasn't here alone in my apartment. This is one night I wish I had a friend who's shoulder I can cry on. I am so mad. I hate this world. I hate myself because I got so invested in a bunch of losers. I thought it meant something. I'm so sorry. You are all really smart, good people. Take care. I need to go to bed.

[sarge43]

46. Here mppaul because we feel your pain

:nopity: loser.

[tlsmith1963]

70. I Went Through That in '04

And no one gave me a shoulder to cry on. I can't feel sorry for mbpaul because none of those stupid freepers showed any concern for people like me when I was so upset Bush won in '04 that I wondered if my decision not to kill myself a few years earlier had been a mistake. I have suffered from depression for much of my life, & I swear that if I hadn't gotten treatment I never would have survived the last few years. It has been a nightmare. Now mbpaul will get a taste of what we went through the last few years. It's not fun, either.

[Jamastiene]

81. What a bunch of whiney freeping losers. They should get over it.

These people never do learn how to play with others. "I'm taking my ball and going home." "My daddy will take you to court, so *I* can be president."

[DemBones DemBones]

31. "Impeach Bush and Cheney throw them out and hope Hastert

has the balls to fight back."


Don't they get it? Don't they know that when Congress convenes again in January, the new Democratic-majority House will be electing Pelosi as Speaker?

If Bush and Cheney were impeached, we'd have President Pelosi.

Somehow I don't think they would like that. . .


Haster has no power anymore and doesn't even plan to run for minority leader.

[fujiyama]

69. Don't you mean

"minority speaker". After all, Fox News created a new position!

[frylock]

33. I quite. I not going to vote again. Me not know how type.

Me stupid.

[Ringo84]

36. And WE'RE supposedly the moonbats? (nt)

[Blue-Jay]

37. "I quite. I not going to vote again." - 'zat you, Tonto?

[Bobbie Jo]

38. You guys are killin me....

quite it! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[sarge43]

56. "Germans?"

"Forget it, he's rolling."

[durrrty libby]

39. Those are some sad sorry excuses for humans

There sure are a shit load of assholes in this country

We need to remember that they are always out there

:hangover: :scared: :thumbsdown:

[populistdriven]

40. 'I quite. I not going to vote again. It's time I gave up on this political bullshit.'

:rofl: sounded like shrub at this press conference

[Initech]

41. And they say WE are the ones helping the terrorists...

:eyes:

[hogwyld]

42. Those treacherous idiots make a really good case....

For outlawing the GOP.

[tanyev]

43. How sad is it when your last hopes are Hastert and Lieberman?

:rofl:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

44. Ya gotta love the one who advocates "zyclon B"-ing the Muslim world, because

"it's a world war". (This is a reference to the gas used by Hitler to exterminate Jews during the Holocaust, for those who don't know.)

One that you, and your family, didn't sign up to fight in, no doubt, eh, you worthless piece of shit?!

[Supply Side Jesus]

49. I like his attempt to tieGeorge Orwell into it all...

what a dumb ass.

[Xenotime]

45. Freepers are imploding! It gets better and better everyday...

This is like a dream.. I almost feel drunk I'm so giddy!

[Jamastiene]

82. It's popcorn worthy.

They should turn it into a blockbuster hit movie. I'd watch. :popcorn:

[Warren DeMontague]

48. "I just hope the nuke attack comes soon"

HEY SHITHEAD- WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA???

[mikeytherat]

50. Wonderful "mindset," isn't it?

As the missiles fall and we're all about to die, some asswipe Freeper can shout, "See! We were right."

Jeez - some "victory."

mikey_the_rat

[sarge43]

51. Yo Agent Mike. You still here sweetie?

:hi:

There's some people who are advocating treason, mass murder, coup d'etat and other mmm illegal stuff. Bet you and yours could find all kinds of fun things to do over in Freeperville right now.

Go get 'em Tiger.

[n2doc]

54. Great idea!

And, Agent Mike? With all due respect I think relations between the new Congress and the FBI and SS would go much better if a little balance were applied in your investigations. Looks like easy pickins over there...

[HughBeaumont]

52. LGF -

Like I Give a Fuck.

There are LOTS of things that should be RIGHTS you dumbshits. Voting. Marriage. Health Care. Haebus Corpus. The Bill of Rights. Multiple parties in an election.

Of course if these fascist fuckwits have their way, we'd be in Mussolini's time.

[Clark2008]

57. How in the hell did a political website get the name Little

Green Footballs?

Does anyone know?

I call 'em Little Green Fascists - but I still have no clue of the origin of the real name.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

59. I thought that bundles of currency used by Iraq Coalition Provisional Authority were known

as "footballs". Hence "green footballs"? But I don't know how old the LGF site is compared to the Iraq War II.

[AIJ Alom]

60. Holy crap. Half the things they talk about here were in a DU joke

thread yesterday. The sad part is that these people are serious. Good grief, no wonder they lost.

[BlueStorm]

78. What thread?

I must have missed it. And what does "little green footballs" have to do with politics?

Blue

[SeattleRob]

62. what a bunch of quiters!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Olney Blue]

63. Hey, LGF- Donk you!

:dem:

[Hissyspit]

64. "A grown up religion"?

??

[tlsmith1963]

67. This is Why...

...when we reach out to the other side, which we need to do, we should just forget about the neocons & fundamentalist-Christians. Their minds are completely closed. They never liked us & never will. I really think the last few years were about how they can't get over Vietnam & Watergate. They have had a grudge against us for 30+ years & can't get over it, & they have made the world suffer because of this. They felt that their need for revenge was more important than stopping terrorism. So let's reach out to the moderate Republicans & Independents who gave our side a chance. They might have some good ideas about Iraq. Let's listen to them instead of pushing them aside like Bush did. Some moderate Republicans tried to warn him that Iraq would be a mistake, & he didn't take them seriously. Let's form a coalition with them. It will help us tremendously two years from now. The neocons & fundies can live in the political wilderness, for all I care. They don't want to help the country because they like being bitter too much. Who needs them?

[LonelyLRLiberal]

76. I think you give the fundies too much credit for actually having some "reason" to hate us.

I think most are just so ignorant and brainwashed they are hopeless. Mixed in with that is a total inability to deal with reality and complex facts. They want "God" to just tell them what to think and do.

[melody]

68. Where's Homeland Security? They read like terrorist threats to me

>protect us from extremists !

They're calling *US* extremists??????????????????????????

[williesgirl]

71. These folks are vicious.

[Morgana LaFey]

72. Yikes. The high cost of ignorance

visible for all to see.

[Miss Chybil]

73. until it becomes a grown up religion not bent on murdering everyone on the planet...

You think maybe this guy is projecting? I mean considering the fact he just said he thinks we should have "Zyclon" bombed the entire Muslim world?

:crazy:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

96. hard to be grown-up

when the "decider" can't get past the 'tie-my-shoes-myself' stage.

:toast:

:hi: from Tucson.

[stepnw1f]

74. This about Lieberman Says a lot...

#69 Bill Amos 11/7/2006 09:42PM PST

Even if the senate goes democratic thank god Lieberman is there to switch and protect us from extremists !

[Bucky]

87. Yep. It says LGF readers are reality impaired. Lieberman ain't going anywhere.

Lieberman switching sides is about as likely as Olympia Snowe switching. It may fit somebody's ideological blue print, but it doesn't fit into Lieberman's psychological need to be a winner. Remember, rats desert sinking ships.

[mvd]

77. Ha ha

I think I'll join a terrorist parade tomorrow! :sarcasm:

They are clueless about everything.

[Katherine Brengle]

83. How I feel right now must be how they felt when they were winning lol :D

[Warren Stupidity]

84. I like the theory that we get nuked because the evil dems won.

It is so sort of biblical. God's nasty response to our electoral repudiation of his party is a sodomish nuking of all us sinners. They are truly living in a different universe.

[pnorman]

85. "Little Green Snotballs"?

Anyhow, they seem to have some kind words about a Democrat!
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Down, but not out

We may have lost both the House and the Senate without switching a single seat over to the red side of the aisle, but there's still hope. In comes in the form of William J. Jefferson of Louisiana's 2nd congressional district. He didn't get over 50% of the vote on Tuesday. Under Louisiana's election laws, that means he has run in a run-off election.

Although he's a Demoncrat, he subscribes to many of our most cherished Republican values--things like graft and corruption and wasting energy by freezing $90,000 worth of bribe money in a low-efficiency freezer. Heck, he could be one of the GOP's most prized catches if we could convince him to switch parties.

That's why I'm asking you to contribute to his opponent, Karen Carter, who is also a Demoncrat. My hope is that when he sees that he's facing a well-funded opponent, he'll turn to the Republican National Congressional Committee for help. Then we can coerce him into switching parties.

I know many of you are thinking that I must be some kind of genius for hatching this plan. I hope you'll send a note to Our Leader telling him so. I hear he's looking for a new genius.
posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 12:00 AM
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pnorman

[Bucky]

86. "the Donks"

I like that one. Can we keep it?

[AntiFascist]

90. Wow, they must love watching Jericho, with all the mercenaries and such..

That's it, I quite. :rofl:

[foo_bar]

91. the "grown up religion" quote is telling

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever."
- George Orwell (1984)

[symbolman]

93. Whatta buncha

LOOSERS :)