New we can finally win the war against Christmas! Majorities in

[democrat in Tallahassee]

both the house and the Senate! Bill O'Reilly will be helpless against us liberals!

[bobbie]

1. I'm gonna go shoot me up a christmas tree right now!

Yee dawgy!

[Lurking Dem]

2. ROFLOL

[CrispyQ]

3. Husband just told me

that Walmart announced that it is ok to say Merry Christmas this year.

I thought this was always the case with them. ??

[yellowcanine]

4. Woo hoo! That fat elf has had his way too long! Down with Santa!

He tries to come down my chimney one more time and he is getting a load of lead in his sorry butt.

[Xenotime]

13. That's great. I'm with you on that.

[Atman]

5. Didn't you hear today's news? We LOST the war on Christmas!

Wal Mart "allowing" its employees to say "Merry Christmas" this year, as well as permitting vendors to use the word "Christmas" on their products. This is a huge setback for all liberals, and demoralizes us just as we should be rejoicing our victory on the electoral front. Sure, we might still be able to marry animals and give free health care to terrorists...but if people are allowed to hear "Merry Christmas" without some sort of disclaimer, or perhaps a warning label on Advent Calendars and creches so unsuspecting atheists won't accidentally be forced to worship Him against their will. If we're already giving in on these important battles, I'm just not sure our victory was worth it.

:(

.

[Doctor_J]

6. In my town, 12 abortion clinics have opened up since yesterday

We can finally implement the moral rot the GOP has been fending off for 12 years.

[Phillycat]

7. Sorry, can't talk, I'm running right out to become a lesbian. nt

[TygrBright]

9. Can't reply, I'm too busy lining up undocumented immigrants...

...to sign up for sucking off the public teat. We got MILLIONS of 'em. HUGE backlog! And they're ALL pregnant! Even the men!

busily,
Bright

[jedicord]

8. RIP Traditional Marriage! n/t

[demwing]

10. This December, the Bin Laden Family will stop by my place

where we will reenact the crucification of Jesus, over and over and over and over.....

[Richard D]

11. I just bought me . . .

. . . a box turtle!

[Parche]

12. jingle bells

"Dawn we now our 'gay' apparal"??????

[ShaneGR]

14. I'm organizing a santa clause hanging and burning Sat 2pm!!!

Might even get some horses and draw and quarter that fat slob. Down with Santa!

hehe

[Cush]

15. we need satellite recon of Santa's Workshop!

[Red Right and BLUE]

16. Woo hoo!

I'm gonna give all my presents away to the terrorists!