Mann Coulter weighs in on election...sour grapes galore.

[ourbluenation]

:rofl:

HISTORIC VICTORY FOR DIEBOLD!
by Ann Coulter
November 8, 2006

"History was made this week! For the first time in four election cycles, Democrats are not attacking the Diebold Corp. the day after the election, accusing it of rigging its voting machines. I guess Diebold has finally been vindicated.

So the left won the House and also Nicaragua. They've had a good week. At least they don't have their finger on the atom bomb yet.

Democrats support surrender in Iraq, higher taxes and the impeachment of President Bush. They just won an election by pretending to be against all three.

Jon Tester, Bob Casey Jr., Heath Shuler, possibly Jim Webb — I've never seen so much raw testosterone in my life. The smell of sweaty jockstraps from the "new Democrats" is overwhelming.

Having predicted this paltry Democrat win, my next prediction is how long it will take all these new "gun totin' Democrats" to be fitted for leotards.

Now that they've won their elections and don't have to deal with the hicks anymore, Tester can cut lose the infernal buzz cut, Casey can start taking "Emily's List" money, and Webb can go back to writing more incestuously homoerotic fiction ... and just in time for Christmas..."

http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/printer_friendly.cgi?article=156

[mnhtnbb]

1. and you, dear bitch, can get fitted for your orange jumpsuit!

[AIJ Alom]

2. Yes we are. See FL CD-13. Jennings lost about 18,000 votes

because her name wouldn't appear on the review screen and thus she received no votes. The election difference in this district is 373 votes, so you better believe we are attacking diebold.

[Realityhack]

15. Don't confuse her with the facts.

it might make her head explode and then who would clean up the mess?

[Cooley Hurd]

3. Lawyer up, Annie - you're about to be indicted for VOTER FRAUD!

:woohoo::rofl:

[Just-plain-Kathy]

4. She's just ugly.

[Red Right and BLUE]

5. As opposite of reality as ever...

Where'd ya vote this year, Ann?

[Kikosexy2]

6. And the Democrats ...

can fully launch a real investigation into her voter fraud ordeal in Fla. and put her behind bars with her fellow pervs and pedophiles...she must be having cramps...

[LTR]

7. And here's more

Truly pathetic whining!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2659131

[ivycat]

8. hmmmm.....

"Jon Tester, Bob Casey Jr., Heath Shuler, possibly Jim Webb — I've never seen so much raw testosterone in my life".

Is she trying to say Repukes aren't "real men"?

[slestak]

32. She's being sarcastic n/t

[Betty]

9. homoerotic fiction?

you mean like what Lynn Cheney writes?

[stanwyck]

17. No, more like what the closeted, self-hating

GOP gays re-enact with gay prostitutes. Ask Bush buddy Haggard. Or Jeff Gannon. Or Rush "off to the D.R. for some, uh, R&R", or, of course, Mr. Foley.
And then there's poor I'm having a really bad week Ken Mehlman. Outed on prime time CNN by Bill Maher last night.
These guys need to embrace their sexuality and live authentic lives.
And Ann needs to be a little more sensitive about throwing around "homoerotic" these days - unless she wants to remind everyone about more conservative values hypocrisy.
Very juvenile comments.
I think in her mind she thinks she's Wonkette.

[City Lights]

10. She is a freak.

Maybe Ringling Bros. is hiring.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. YOU LOST, SKANK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

SUCK ON IT COULTER, YOU'RE A LOSER!!!!!

LOSER!
LOSER!
LOSER!

[David__77]

12. "The smell of sweaty jockstraps..."

Hmm... Maybe she really is a man. A closet homosexual man? Like Mehlman, Foley, Dreier et al. I hope not. I don't want him no my team...

[tabasco]

33. I guess Ann knows the smell of sweaty jockstraps pretty well then.

What were you doing in the locker room, Annie?

Or is it Mannie?

[Sapere aude]

13. You know, reading that and watching Bush on TV and hearing about pissed of freeps is a lot of fun

don't you think? They have spent 6 years trying to piss us off with every word they've spoken and written and now everything they say is music to our ears!

[nam78_two]

14. heh -I was thinking of posting that here

Its truly pathetic and lame....

[NorthernSpy]

16. "I've never seen so much raw testosterone in my life"

Sounds kind of wistful...

The smell of sweaty jockstraps from the "new Democrats" is overwhelming.

Coulter has been thinking about these guys a lot. You can tell.

[northernsoul]

18. she does sound a bit wistful

for the smell of sweaty jockstraps... but later she wants to put them in leotards. Paging Dr. Freud...

[elehhhhna]

24. Does this mean she owns no mirrors and never sniffs her closet?

HEY! That explains her face AND her one stinky black cocktail dress!

Mystery solved.

[Parche]

19. sour grapes

I guess sour grapes still make a repulsive wine...............

[Kierkegaard]

31. And that wine has an "h" in it somewhere...

She's truly a shameful waste of oxygen.

[shirlden]

20. The Atom Bomb

At least they don't have their finger on the atom bomb yet

Well, yeah, actually we do Ms Coulter. The dems used it to win the second world war and which war was it that the Repugs won ??? Let me see now.........thinking :think:

[LisaM]

21. I support any recounts!

I think hand recounts, if available, are the most accurate way to get a real total.

[geniph]

22. Do sweaty jockstraps give you a woody, Annie?

Don't feel bad, a lot of guys feel that way. You don't have to hide it anymore, hon.

[NRaleighLiberal]

23. She is a pig, 'nuff said......nt

[baldguy]

25. Hasn't she been indicted yet?

[judaspriestess]

26. she looks and acts like a big giant asshole

she insulted the troops, Americans and the French.

ridiculous

[warrens]

27. Man, she really, really, really needs to get laid

But, you know, who the fuck would touch her?

[HuffleClaw]

28. a study in denial

and a pack of lies to boot, but i'd have been surprised had it been even remotely truthful.

[Beausoir]

29. She should know about "sweaty jockstraps". She wears one.

[qanda]

30. They actually let this filth in churches to speak to Evangelicals

And then they have nerve to wonder why the pastor would need some meth and a gay hooker afterwards.

[AnnInLa]

34. Our wins and the Dem progress

will give her unending fuel to spew her brand of filth....we have given her job security.