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Thu Nov-09-06 07:14 PM
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You're all a bunch of lazy asses. |
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Edited on Thu Nov-09-06 07:30 PM by Guy Whitey Corngood
I personally got all the Democrats elected on Tuesday. I have to go now. The Clintons invited me to dinner..........
PS: Dude, I'm the shiznitt. Just because I believe I am.
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:15 PM
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:16 PM
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:16 PM
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Edited on Thu Nov-09-06 07:17 PM by in_cog_ni_to
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Guy Whitey Corngood
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:17 PM
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4. Yep, thanks to me. Because I'm the hardest working DUer. n/t |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:18 PM
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6. that or the most egotistical |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:19 PM
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:18 PM
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:20 PM
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Of all the fact filled threads on DU, you chose this one for your first post? I think it's pretty funny.
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:21 PM
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:23 PM
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15. I, myself, don't get it. |
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I mean, I know it's a joke. But I'm wondering if it's referring to something that happened that I may have missed.
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:30 PM
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:20 PM
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9. Just in case let's add a |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:20 PM
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10. Rahm, is that you? n/t |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:21 PM
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12. No, but I actually like to hang outside his house hoping he'll be my friend. n/t |
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Edited on Thu Nov-09-06 07:23 PM by Guy Whitey Corngood
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:25 PM
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20. Heh. You and Howard Dean both. |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:29 PM
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25. I think you'll pay for that one. n/t |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:21 PM
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11. i have blisters from canvassing |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:22 PM
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13. Oh yeah! Well I lost my right arm canvassing. n/t |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:24 PM
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We're serving it for diner. And you're late. Quit playing around in you computer suite, and get right over here.
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:41 PM
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38. I wore my legs down to nubs. |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:22 PM
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:23 PM
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16. Why are you here posting? We have an election in 2 years. Slacker. n/t |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:33 PM
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30. nah... Don't Worry... the DLC will win it for us |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:39 PM
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37. They gave me a mug that reads "#1 DEMOCRAT". n/t |
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Fri Nov-10-06 07:01 AM
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56. Well then they must be right. nt |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:24 PM
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18. So that's why it stinks in here! |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:26 PM
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22. It sure does. It stinks of greatness. You see apparently only certain |
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people in DU make things happen while the rest of us are lazy do nothings.
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:33 PM
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31. I'm definatly a lazy do nothing |
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but I appreciate the efforts of err... whats-his-name
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:25 PM
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I really appreciate you doing that! :patriot:
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:26 PM
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:28 PM
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23. I walked 10 miles uphill, barefoot every day since 2004 canvassing |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:28 PM
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24. I walked 50 while being chased by Lynne Cheney with a shotgun. n/t |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:35 PM
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And it wasn't easy with all that kicking.
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:38 PM
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36. Couldn't help it. She scares the shit out of me. n/t |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:46 PM
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It smells like somebody took a George Allen in here!
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:32 PM
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29. What the hell are you doing here? Why aren't you working to get |
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Democrats elected? I swear y'all really disappoint me.
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:46 PM
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43. I smelled Doo-Doo and thought I'd infiltrate a freeper pig dig or |
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an evan-jelly-cull holy-roller orgy/keg party of some kind or other and haul off all the unsuspecting simi-toothless repub possum queens and maybe deprogram them by morning, for the cause.
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:52 PM
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45. Hubert, I've been ignoring you |
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Good grief, I've been in my "save the world" mode for so long that I've missed out on all the fun at DU. Can you ever forgive me? It's nice to be back to reality. Painting Ohio blue wasn't easy. Especially since I was carrying some nut who was screaming Lynne, Lynne.
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Thu Nov-09-06 08:20 PM
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49. I'm not a Bible thumper, so you damned right I can forgive you! |
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I'm glad you're back with us! I'm proud of what you did in Ohio and my hat is off to you and all the other fine democrats in my sister state! WV is almost all blue again too.
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Thu Nov-09-06 09:02 PM
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50. This thread reminds me of my family |
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My brothers and I used to embellish Mom and Dad's stories about the Great Depression. The stories always ended with walking uphill to school ten miles in the snow with rags tied around our feet and then another ten miles uphill to get back home that night. AND WE WERE GLAD TO DO IT! Then we would sit back and laugh ourselves silly. Poor Mom and Dad. I don't know how they tolerated us.
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Fri Nov-10-06 06:56 AM
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55. Yes, my Mom and Dad walked five miles and swam five, to get to... |
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school during the Depression. And I myself can remember getting up without a bite of food in the house, on those cold winter mornings, back when Ike was pResident. My Dad would take me out in the field next to the barn and show me a rabbit track and say, "Now son, your breakfast is on the other end of those tracks!"
We were so poor, that all I ever had to take to school was turnip sandwiches. Man, I got so I hated the sight of turnips. After I grew up and I started going to work and I was still living with Mom and Dad, my Mom still put turnip sandwiches in my lunch every day, 'cause we were still so poor.
One day at work, I decided I'd had enough of the turnip sandwiches, so I sneaked to the lunch shanty early to steal someone else's lunch. I picked up all the lunch bags and buckets until I found the heaviest one and I went outside and took it up in the woods and sat down to eat what was inside. When I opened the bag I knew that there was someone at work who was just as poor as me, because inside the bag was 3 hickory nuts and a ball peen hammer.
My little sister was so skinny, she looked like a hockey stick with hair on the end of it. She'd go missing very often and we'd find her out where the dog had buried her, because he thought she was a bone. We Wuzz Po!
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Fri Nov-10-06 07:35 AM
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Thanks, Hubert My day begins with a laugh.
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:31 PM
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:35 PM
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32. Dude you are just fucking jealous cause my computer |
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cave is soooo much nicer than yours.
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:36 PM
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35. Does yours have a Batcomputer and a red phone? I think not. n/t |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:41 PM
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*I* have a 56k dialup modem.:thumbsup: Beat that!
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:43 PM
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:36 PM
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34. I never thought I'd be speaking to Mark Foley on DU |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:44 PM
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41. LOL! They dared you to do this in the Lounge, didn't they? |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:45 PM
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42. Let's just say from time to time, I get inspired. n/t |
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Thu Nov-09-06 07:53 PM
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46. Well, now, you've earned it, what with working harder than all of us combined. |
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The Clintons will be at MY villa for dinner tonight. I call imposter!!
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Thu Nov-09-06 08:04 PM
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48. thanks, ppaaallllll... |
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53. welcome to du, lester88... |
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52. Get These Muthafuckin' Snakes Off My Plane! nt |
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I guess we should all worship you then.
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