Welcome Freepers and Neo-Cons

[MichaelHarris]

Your party turned it's back on you and failed to stop croaking babies, they let Terry die, and they didn't get that public stoning of gays bill passed. We know how bad you wanted it but face it, it's a woman's right to choose, Terry wasn't coming back, and gay's don't really need stoning. You did get to torture the brown people though, that's something to look forward to.

Tell you what, here's what we will do, you can join us. Now we won't let you judge a woman who makes a choice, if that belief in God is so strong you could let him judge right? I mean look at it this way all you have to do is accept people, not judge them. Well, that's if you really believe, if you don't then I guess go ahead with those marches and lies about abortion. Someone or something may end up judging you.

Come on guys, we won't turn you gay, marry your pets, or make you watch Queer Eye. You may have a better decorating sense being a Democrat but you won't turn gay. Well unless you want to, I don't know how that really works, ask Mark Foley it seems it has something to do with drinking and sitting nude with priests in a sauna. Hey Log Cabin'ers, we'll let you join our party. Heck, unlike the Republican Party we'll even let you in Heaven. Oh those Republicans will let you join the party, they just won't let you in their heaven, we have plenty of room.

Us Democrats know how much you love kicking the brown people but we can't let you do that. See we know that by using torture we open the door to a breakdown of the Geneva Convention. You never know, if we get Jeb in '08 you may be the one getting your fingernails pulled out. Jeb has to invade someone, it's a family thing.

So come on Freepers, join us in the big tent. It's a whole lot nicer, we don't watch Fox except for the Simpson's. You may even get a little health care, a tax break, and a world without war. We don't want your guns, we just want you to be responsible with them. We're not going to redistribute your wealth, Exxon already has that, we may help you get some of it back though. What are you waiting for? The door is open.

Michael Harris

[Catherine Vincent]

1. Oh hell no.

I don't want those people in our party. They are too corrupt!

[MichaelHarris]

6. They won't join

there's not one of them that could stand to admit they were wrong, even their president said he's never made a mistake. He must be Jesus, I make mistakes everyday.

[muntrv]

2. And we have actual soldiers here, not chickenhawks.

[stonecoldsober]

3. LOL!

:rofl:

[Raine]

4. Let them wander around

in the political wilderness looking for a place to belong and finding none.

[smtpgirl]

5. I will lend a hand to help someone, BUT

Not those IDIOTS, tired of saying my piece, but let them wallow in their own pool of shit!!!

[MichaelHarris]

7. I don't want them either

I just know they'll be crawling around here any day. I look forward to squishing them like the little roaches they are. Makes a cool popping sound.

[caledesi]

8. After trolling FR which is full of neoncons, I don't want thenm either.

Why? Because they don't want bipartisanship/debate etc. They want a dictatorship.

This is a like a sports game to them. Party before country. That is how they think.