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Fri Nov-10-06 12:09 AM
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IMPEACHMENT HAIKU CONTEST |
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Edited on Fri Nov-10-06 12:10 AM by berni_mccoy
The best, most haikus for one side or the either will determine if Congress Impeaches the Bush Administration or not.
For your Subject, just put a Yeah or a Nay and then the body of your message should be the poem.
I'll start off with Nay:
Two thirds vote needed For the Senate to convict Not gonna happen
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:11 AM
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Investigate them all Iraq economy Katrina Then off to the Hague
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:13 AM
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CONstitutional obligation for those who read document
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:14 AM
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Dictator wannabe Lied to start a war Impeach his ass
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:15 AM
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First, evil crimes in the name of power then hide in Paraguay
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:20 AM
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5. nah, it's just a piece of paper. |
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Edited on Fri Nov-10-06 12:20 AM by mmonk
On the conviction thing, if the case has been put forth, guilty is a posssiblity since impeachment hearings are done in the light of day. Even if the Senate refuses to convict, the obligation of investigating and filing articles of impeachment still exists. You don't give up on prosecuting a criminal case because a jury might not find the accused guilty.
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:21 AM
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Railing to impeach We must first investigate Every broken law
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:22 AM
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Chimp dancing without rhythm, beat, innate talent... Bad mentors. Impeach!
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:26 AM
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for the good of all party ... nation ... mankind too let justice be done
-Laelth
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:28 AM
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:31 AM
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At least it is getting entries, even if somewhat flawed :)
(Think of it as Beatnik Haikus, and add hand claps as needed ;) )
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:33 AM
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13. or 11 English syllables n/t |
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Edited on Fri Nov-10-06 12:35 AM by BushDespiser12
edited because y is right next to t on the keyboard
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:01 AM
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26. Ah, yes, but in the Japanese counting system |
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an "n" at the end of a syllable counts as a separate syllable, and a long vowel sound counts as 2 syllables. So take that for what it's worth :P
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:04 AM
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27. Damn-- you weren't s'posed to notice |
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:30 AM
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Edited on Fri Nov-10-06 12:31 AM by bob_weaver
Clinton impeached for things that didn't result in death, pain and sorrow
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:31 AM
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Let the bastards know That crimes against the people Will not be endured
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:33 AM
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Edited on Fri Nov-10-06 12:34 AM by boolean
Iraq lies, spying Plame outing, election fraud. Don't impeach? Get real.
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:37 AM
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and we die captive and free yearn for justice
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:39 AM
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spews lies for power cold fear gnawing at the roots and hell welcomes fools
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:38 AM
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He started a war, Lied about the evidence, But it's no blow job.
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:42 AM
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Though it's no blow job, A lot of people were blown. Is it not the same?
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:46 AM
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If we don't impeach, What does that say about us? Democracy's gone.
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:49 AM
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Revenge is a dish that they say is best served cold. Fuck that. Impeach now.
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:52 AM
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If we don't impeach, They will get away with it. History repeats.
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:05 AM
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28. Best so far - it really gets to the core of the issue |
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:08 AM
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The entire world is mad at America. Impeach him for that.
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:13 AM
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31. One more before I go to bed |
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Edited on Fri Nov-10-06 01:14 AM by boolean
Impeach because of this rhyme: The president lied, Three thousand troops died.
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:38 AM
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Bush Crime Family War pigs get their just desserts Abu Ghraib awaits
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:39 AM
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Impeachment is right for the naked emperor he must pay his debt
5-7-5
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:42 AM
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Illegitimate in every way possible Impeach the bastard
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:57 AM
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politics too kind let the bastard rot away the hague for our george
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Fri Nov-10-06 12:59 AM
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fear me not for i divine what's best, family in shame
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:11 AM
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30. Caving (to 5-7-5)... i know it's not a verb |
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Edited on Fri Nov-10-06 01:12 AM by BushDespiser12
Born a patriot Never given to censure Life is too precious
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:32 AM
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A ripe peach on tree Impeachment of george bush Both so very sweet
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:41 AM
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Fri Nov-10-06 01:56 AM
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somewhere a village is missing an idiot you thought i meant bush :D
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Fri Nov-10-06 02:10 AM
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The election thief And war mongerer* deserves A fair impeachment
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Fri Nov-10-06 02:30 AM
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38. Contest implies a winner/reward. |
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Does that mean I get what's behind this door?
click on next thread--bwaahahahhahah
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Fri Nov-10-06 02:31 AM
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39. ok -- you asked for it |
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