Okay it's been 3 days now- How's the "War on Christmas" plans coming this year?

[underpants]

Frankly I hope we do better this year than we did last year

:sarcasm:

[jhuth at work]

1. Santa is a big fat idiot.

[wakeme2008]

2. Well George Bush is on our side this year

He wants the Lame Duck congress to work 24/7 passing his bills and his judges before the evil Dems take over. No Christmas for Congress this year....

[maddiejoan]

3. I got this dude on the case..

He declares that this year there will be NO TOYS!

http://www.gather.com/uploads/3096224743820034/full

[rpannier]

4. Unfortunately my unit has been a little slow getting going

Lots of hung-over men and women since Tuesday.

But...we have the unwavering support of the Easter Bunny, the Great Pumpkin and the Harry the Hanukkah Gremlin this year. I think we can expect this to be the year. Provided the Tooth Fairy and that Naked Kid with the Bow don't bail on us like they did last year.

[underpants]

8. I DON'T NEED EXCUSES!!!

I NEED RESULTS!!!

[toddaa]

5. Say Happy Holidays, dammit

Check out Austin Cline's handy collection of http://atheism.about.com/od/newschristmaswars/ig/War-on-Christmas-Propaganda/index.htm">propaganda posters. Here's William Donohue's hilarious response. Hat tip to Brent Rasmussen.

[lazyriver]

6. Biological warfare

I've been secretly cultivating, motivating and training my army of spruce mites, adelgids, and aphids. When I unleash the blitzkrieg of evergreen hungry hordes on all the Christmas tree farms, the few trees that survive will cost many thousands of dollars leaving little spending money for our enemy's much needed lights, tinsel and ornaments. Hordes of the enemy will fight for the rare trees in the streets and mass chaos will follow.


Edited for spelling

[underpants]

7. Diabolical

Good thinking there.

:thumbsup:

[wtmusic]

9. Christmas kicked our ever-lovin' ass last year

Never again. :grr:

[demokatgurrl]

10. Wal-mart is bringing back Christmas!

No more "Happy Holidays". Wal-Mart will be using "Christmas" in their ads and will be "encouraging" its employees to do the same.

[semillama]

11. I don't have a whole lot of resources

But I do have some nice leg-hold traps to scatter on my rooftop.

[underpants]

15. Happy hunting!

:hi:

[AIJ Alom]

12. I don't know...but happy holidays anyway !

[yellowcanine]

13. I don't know but I hope that this is the year that fat elf in the red suit goes down.

The Charges:

1)Breaking into houses and leaving crappy toys that break or are forgotton by the end of the old year.

2)Animal abuse (Reindeer aren't draft animals)

3)Gluttony (How many cookies and milk can one elf consume, anyway?)

4)Witchcraft (Flying reindeer and getting his fat butt down those chimneys)

5)Deceit - Leading innocent kids to believe that the gifts are from him when they are really from their parents.

[LiberalEsto]

14. Hanging pentagrams on my Yule Tree...

and planning a really cool Feast of Mithras with the family.

[MorningGlow]

16. Amassing the forces of darkness here

Rounding up the witches and pagans to hex folks into celebrating Yule instead.

(In case anyone needs this, regarding the "hex" reference, here 'tis: :sarcasm: )

[meegbear]

17. I've been meeting with the Chanukah and Kwanzaa groups ...

We're planning to launch a pre-emptive strike during the Macy Thanksgiving Day parade. From there, the resistance will regroup for a 12 day reign of terror that'll give new meaning to "a partrige in a pear tree".

BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[populistdriven]

18. my fundie neighbor gave me some christmas handouts

My kids and I are cutting them into snowflake chains of Occult symbols and decorating the house with them.





My daughter wanted to do the mark of the beast but its too complex to cut out of cheap paper. But on a happy note her Alchemy class project is coming along great!

Also joining this years traditional dancing African American Santa is a brand new Macaca Santa!

[underpants]

19. LOL

Macaca Santa :rofl:

[CottonBear]

21. LOL!

:rofl:

[Akoto]

20. Amazon says my anti-Claus cannons are enroute for delivery. n/t

[madinmaryland]

22. I'm boycooting Christmas! Seriesly!