The picture that "turned" Pastor Ted gay

[cactusrose]

"Men! DON'T Look At This..."

"This is the image whose sly temptation put That Ol' Black Magic on Pastor Ted, made him forget his loving wife, compelled him to commit the "abomination" condemned in Leviticus 18:22, forced him to defile himself and lie "contrary to sound doctrine" as warned against in 1 Timothy 1:10. I implore you men not to look at it because it might just insinuate homosexual stirrings and yearnings into YOUR libido as well..."

http://www.conceptualguerilla.com/index.php

[richabk]

1. Damn it, I looked!

Cactusrose is right....I'm gay now. I hope you need a new toaster, cactus...
I'm contacting national headquarters now to give you the credit.

[Saphire]

3. oooooooooh, I was a lesbian, but now I'm straight....you can send

my old toaster.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Sorry.

Doesn't do a damn thing for me. :shrug:

[Kaufman_Lib]

4. Must... redecorate... now.... lol !!! n/t

[TlalocW]

5. It didn't turn me gay, but now I want to sit naked on bears

Teddy bears, real ones. Doesn't matter.

TlalocW

[cactusrose]

12. That picture gives a whole new meaning to the expression

bare/ bear assed. (grin)

[Coexist]

6. Holy Sex-Change Batman - I was a straight female

I am now a gay male.

[survivor999]

7. Eeeewwwww!

[Left Is Write]

8. I thought he turned gay because his wife let herself go.

[irislake]

9. Remember homosexuality is a choice

so don't expose yourself to awful temptation like this.

[yella_dawg]

10. I've sometimes described myself as depressingly straight.

I guess it's true. The Picture of Power just bounced off me. No effect whatsoever.

Oh Yeah. What's the deal with the 256 color photo. That's so 1994.

[VeggieTart]

11. How weak was he?

I mean, I've seen better pictures to inspire lust in my heterochick heart. Yawn.

Actually, that picture kind of creeps me out.

[uppityperson]

13. That poor young man is going to have hanging flabs when he's 30

stretched out skin like that. Makes me think hormones also. Poor person.

[TheBaldyMan]

14. This is the first shot in the War Against Christm-ass !

*must resist gayness*
*must resist gayness*
*must resist gayness*
*must resist gayness*
*must res ... *

CactusRose wins the gay guy equivalent of the lesbian toaster. :7