Caption the cry baby

[DoYouEverWonder]

(U.S. President George W. Bush wipes a tear from his eye after speaking at the dedication of the National Museum of the Marine Corps in Triangle, Virginia November 10, 2006.)

[TAPat]

1. Props! We need more fake tears...

[Rosemary2205]

4. Real tears - fake reason.

You bet your boots he's crying over his thumping not over veterans.

[txindy]

2. Dang! Missed my nose, again!

:rofl:

[VeggieTart]

3. *Sniff* It almost makes me wish I had been a Marine.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Studio Tears! (Action Roll 'em)

Turdzilla has to point at the damn tears so the camera will notice!

[QuestionAll...]

6. caption the crybaby draftdodger is more like it.

"I'm just so sorry, so sorry and tearful that it had to be all those poor skinny asses or those uninformed patriots that made me big ca-ching. I am over emotional with how I can spend this cash with, thankyou, thankyouverymuch, and btw, fuck y'all, hahahahahahha!."

[mikelewis]

7. For one breif moment... The Bush realized just how many people he's murdered...

...then the voices started again and Gollum took back control.

[demwing]

8. Hmmm...If I poke right here, it really freaking hurts! I can CRY!

Whoa! I'm the Tearinator, man! Watch me cry, I'm a sensitive guy! Oh hell, I'm drying up, better poke my eye again so I can...DAMN that hurt!

[madokie]

9. Those are tears of fear, don't be fooled

[judaspriestess]

10. oh dagnabbit (in his fake Texas twang)

I'm not the decider anymore.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. See? It's a real tear!

[malaise]

12. Funny this was after Harry Reid

met with him. The thumpin is just sinking in. Wait until he hears some Germans are looking for Rummy. He'll waterboard himself with tears.

To the fugging Hague -save those tears W.