Sometimes DU is like dealing with a plague of locusts (sarcasm)...

[Writer]

and at those times I just want to say, "Good God, man/woman/other, you're the type of person who screams 'fire!' when someone lights a match! You make hay where there are no horses! You're a screaming ninnie in an empty field! You let the dogs out when they don't need to shit! You make mountains out of ant hills! You say there's two rotten apples in a ripened truckload! You would spend two hours wiping a single fingerprint off a glass-paned skyscraper! And you would diss a cute baby even if it had a runny nose! But as if our lives depended on it, would please, for the love of all creation, please just shut the fuck up and enjoy our victory???"

And then I go have a beer and everything is much better. :beer:

[QuestionAll...]

1. colour me a screaming ninnie dog letter outer... but

it's a long long way to to tipperJanuary... a long long way to go....

I'll take the beer, tho. ;)

[Writer]

2. I just wish we could experience joy... if not for a little while...

before getting pissy with one another.

[porphyrian]

3. Oh yeah, well...you...you're a plague of locusts... - n/t

[everythingsxen]

4. DU is not like a plague of locusts...

Locusts make much more sense.

[AlienGirl]

5. You haven't had locusts yet, just boils...