Hullo..My name is

[SoCalDem]

Arbusto Screwn

[jeff30997]

1. ...and I'm an alcoholic.

[SeattleGirl]

2. And a coke head

[Cleita]

3. And just an all around mean asshole.

[KarenS]

4. and I'm rich and entitled,,,, I am King of the World.

[NanceGreggs]

5. "In response to a question from reporters ...

... President George W. Bush proudly demonstrates how many supporters he still has nation-wide."

[jeff30997]

7. Lol!

It could also be his mental age!:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Of the Kennebunkport Screwns

[NanceGreggs]

8. Okay, smartass.

In similar circumstances, I am normally content to simply send the bill for a keyboard and/or computer monitor to persons such as yourself, in hopes of avoiding litigation to secure due recompense for my material losses.

In this case, however, your librul shennanigans have caused grave (and possibly permanent) physical injury.

As soon as I am released from the ER, where dedicated medical personnel are struggling to repair the laughter-induced damage to my ribs, I will be instructing my attorney to file suit against you.

See you in court, wise-ass!

P.S. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[AlCzervik]

9. rofl!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[cool user name]

10. I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.

[Individualist]

11. and I refer to the voices in my head as God.