The greatest Freeper post ever. Jack Murtha is a Commie? Spew Alert

[Botany]

Warning do not scroll past the Doggie & Bear unless you are ready for full on nutz












Hang tight you are about to enter the mind of a man who quit his
meds and lives in his mommy's garage.

Safety Kitten added







Harry Reid....Lying Enemy 5th Columnists along with his Lying 5th Columnists demoCommiecRATic Party!!!!

CNN = Communists News Network!!!!
CBS = Communists BULL Sh*t!!!!
ABC = ALL BULLSH*T COMMUNISTS!!!!
NBC = NOTHING BUT COMMUNISTS!!!!
CNBC = COMMUNISTS, NOTHING BUT COMMUNISTS!!!!
MSNBC = MATTHEWS SUCKS NOTHING BUT COMMUNISTS!!!!
C-SPAN1 = Communists-Socialists Pandering *ssholes Network #1.
C-SPAN2 = Communists-Socialists Pandering *ssholes Network #2
BBC = Brainwashed Bullsh*t Communists!!!!
ACLU =Anti-Christian Liberals Unhinged!!!!

The demoCommiecRATic Party, the MSM(Including CNN), the New York Times (Correction: SLIMES) and Reuters....known 5th columnists....communists, socialists, terrorists and enemy's friends....terrorists lovers....the demoCommiecRATic Party, the MSM(including CNN), the New York SLIMES (Times) and Reuters performs fellatio with our enemies....the demoCommiecRATic Party, the MSM(including CNN), the New York Slimes and Reuters loves every communists, socialists, terrorists around....the New York SLIMES (Times) and Reuters....commie trash rags!!!!:-(

The MSM's, the MSM(including CNN), the New York Slimes (Times), Reuters and the demoCommiecRATic Party's friends:

http://www.dsausa.org/dsa.html (Nancy Pelosi's organization)

democratic socialist members in Congress:

http://www.tysknews.com/Depts/gov_philosophy/dsa_members.htm

Some of Jack Murtha's and the demoCommiecRATic Party's work:

http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/GOVPUBS/gao/gao19.htm

This IS why we cannot let the 'RATS win in November, We Cannot Entrust the Defense of the United States to the demoCommiecRATS!!!! VOTE to keep the 'RATS OUT!!!!


Fair Weather wichever way the wind blows FOX including Mr. whichever way the wind blows O'Reilly sometimes Rocks.

The Mighty MAJA RUSHIE, Rush Limbaugh, Rules the Airwaves and FRee Republic IS the Best NEWS Network!!!!:-)

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[Ken Burch]

1. Impressive...truly impressive...

Is this man allowed to operate heavy machinery?

[karlrschneider]

6. Heavy machinery? Shit, I'd be running for my .357 if he picked up a butter knife!

:eyes:

[Rude Horner]

2. This guy is channeling the ghost of McCarthy

Ya know, for years the Conservatives tried to scare everybody with the big red scare. This guy obviously ate it up, hook, line, and sinker. Aye yi yi.

Prozac does wonders, dude. Sheesh

[Botany]

4. Wanna tell him that the Commies went bye- bye?

And that Red China owns the note on America's house thanx
to bush.

[kitkat65]

7. Halidol might be more in order

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. You should have added some kittens.

I like doggies and bears, but I would have gotten stuck on the kittens and maybe not read the rest of it.

So... the spittle-flecked, flatlining troglodytes at FreakRepublic are wasting bandwith railing about Communists? I guess they don't get out much... Dude, the International Communist Conspiracy kinda ran out of steam some 25 years ago. That's what happens if you don't have a job and live in your mom's basement and get all your "news" from FR and Pox News. Idiots.

By the way -- thanks for the kitten.

[badgerpup]

31. First things first...

thanks for the kitten pic...the little furperson 'helping' me enjoyed it very much!

Sounds like that guy had taken something that alters perception, 'treated' himself to a Limpball marathon, and then got loose next to a keyboard.
Jeez...and people like him are allowed to vote, drive and breed. :scared::hide::yoiks:

[niceypoo]

5. I bet this guy is a major asshole in real life...

...I bet he is mad at the world and paces back and forth all day ranting and raging about the "libruls". I also would be willing to bet he is a major savage fan..

[karlrschneider]

9. More likely a bully in the grade school playground.

...

[Freedom_from_Chains]

28. Naw, this is a guy who was a pussy on the playground

and is still pissed off about it.

[TheCowsCameHome]

....And I'll bet his mother wrote that post for him

[NanceGreggs]

8. Okay, time for yet another full-scale investigation ...

What institution for the criminally insane is allowing their patients internet access?

Inquiring minds really DO want to know ...

[dolo amber]

10. *pats crazy little Freeper on head*

Awww, who's a cute little nutjob? Who's a cute little nutjob? You! Yes you are! Yes you are!

:hi:

[badgerpup]

32. Oh...ow...

:spray:
:rofl: :applause:

oh dear...scaring my kitten...who insists on 'helping' me when I'm on DU...

[Zomby Woof]

11. Best. FR. Post. Evah!

:rofl:

[Ikonoklast]

12. Oh...........wow.

I sometimes have trouble distinguishing satire from reality on that site.


Makes me wonder if that is the work of a fifth columnist. It almost looks like a parody of some of the insanity I have seen posted 'over there'.

There are members of DU that post on the site that shall be left unnamed. Just to mess with them.

Just sayin'.:evilgrin:

[Botany]

18. One of ours???? Messing w/ their minds??????

A DUer stealth blogger run?

Wow!

[Ringo84]

13. Blah blah

This guy is grasping at straws. He's pissed that his beloved GOP lost BIG in the election, so he's making up Freeper Fairy Tales (FFTs) about everyone being a "commie". It's nothing but rationalization and BS.

I wouldn't give this guy the pleasure of a response or anything else. If these right-wingers can't come up with anything more than stupid stuff like "NBC = Nothing But Commies" and "DemoRATS" and that kind of stuff, we should win every upcoming election in a landslide.
Ringo

[Cleita]

14. Yeah, I was called a commie, socialist on another thread here

at DU. I guess this is the new attack from Rove's office. Boy he sure gets the meme out fast, doesn't he?

[pnorman]

15. can you provide a link for the above?

I'm having difficulty navigating that Freak Republic site. THANX.

pnorman

[Botany]

20. This help?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1723985/posts

scroll down

[pnorman]

33. That worked just fine. Thanks.

I just used it on my union BBS. My unvarying practice there is to cite sources whenever I post such over the top stuff.

pnorman

[rhiannon55]

16. Aww, a safety kitty!

Along with the dog and bear, it makes up for the awful freeperspeak. What a whack that guy is! Lord!

[LittleClarkie]

17. I dealt with that sort during the 2004 election

They made the ezboard Dem messageboards a living hell.

[rusty charly]

19. or:

CNN = Can Not Number!!!!
CBS = Couldn't Be Serious!!!!
ABC = Almond Baked Crepes!!!!
NBC = Never Buy Cellophane!!!!
CNBC = Can Never Be Canadian!!!!
MSNBC = Must Sell Nine Britney CDs!!!!
C-SPAN1 = Couldn't Save Peas And Noodles #1.
C-SPAN2 = Circus Singers Please Act Nicely #2
BBC = But Buffy's Cancelled!!!!
ACLU =Anybody Can Lube Up!!!!

see how easy this is?

[cool user name]

21. I do believe ...

... oh, I do believe my IQ has just now been lowered by 60-70 points.

:(

[Patsy Stone]

22. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

Safety Kitten attached?

:rofl:

[darkism]

23. hahahaha

what the fuck was that

No, seriously, that is the most hilarious freeper post I've EVER seen. It's so funny watching the little bastards after they got screwn!

[Rebellious Republican]

24. I found a picture of this guy, and a song he wrote.........

Just kidding, but hey, it fits!

Song: The Time Warp Lyrics
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control

I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!

It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!

[johnfunk]

25. Your safety kittie made ALL the difference!

Mighty OXYRUSHIE. Heh. Indeed.

[Freedom_from_Chains]

26. You're right he did quit his meds but he is becoming unhinged

enough that he might actually pose a threat to himself or someone else as he has become clearly delusional.

[txindy]

27. Jebus, it's Joe McCarthy! Who cares about communists, anymore?

:freak:

[Gman]

29. http://www.lamictal.com/

It's called Bipolar I Disorder and it is treatable to a degree.

[BlueStorm]

38. I have Bipolar I disorder and I don't

get unhinged like that. This guy is just beyond insane.

Blue

[SammyWinstonJack]

30. Just watched today "Guilt by Suspicion" with Robert De Niro about the

witch hunts in the '50's by the House committee for Un American activities. the more things change, the more they stay the same! Republicans are Un American!

[Kerrytravelers]

34. Forget meds, this guy needs a straight jacket and a padded room.

:rofl:

[Blue_Tires]

35. he forgot about the plot with the fluoridation in the drinking water!

"Ice cream, Mandrake....Children's Ice Cream"

[Swamp Rat]

36. HAHAHAHAHAHA the RATS WON!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Dumb asses! :D

[Redneck Socialist]

37. Hey dude, chill. It's 2006, even the commies aren't commies anymore

I've never understood this obsession with communists. It's sooooo 1950's.

[Zero Division]

39. By Freeper standards, most democratic nations are communist.

Since things like national healthcare or even plain old progressive taxation are equivalent to Stalinist gulags in their minds. Of course, now most of the western democracies are also militant Islamist theocracies, as well, in this alternate freeper-verse. And yet the mainstream media decries the "loony left" more often than wingnuts on the right.

[bullwinkle428]

40. I'm glad he used (Times) to follow Slimes, otherwise, I'd have no idea what

he was actually mocking... :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

[sakabatou]

41. What board is that from?

link?

[txindy]

43. You skipped past it. It's in post #20. n/t

[Spirochete]

42. Wow

Pretty bizarre guy, there. Must spend all his free time inventing acronyms.

[SmileyBoy]

44. "Mandrake, do you know why I only drink pure rain water and grain alcohol??"

"No, I don't believe I do, Jack..."