Its gonna be lovely at Thanksgiving for the Bushies..What will be the table discussion??

[opihimoimoi]

Will Pops and Babs scold their son??

Or will they both get drunk over the fact...they each blew it...Pops in READ MY LIPS and Bush in IF YA FOOL ME ONCE.....

The Guard in the parking lot::: "Nothing swimmingly here...move on...."

[eleny]

1. I wanted to ask if there's been a Babs sighting recently

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Saw her pic on a Quaker Oats box at the grocery store today.

Is that like being on a milk carton?

[eleny]

10. You mean this one that I designed?

:rofl:

[SammyWinstonJack]

12. We should get our flak jackets ready! Isn't that what Poppy said, that those who

threaten Bab's baby boy, need? :scared: :hide: :rofl:

[tanyev]

2. "Could you pass the Jack Daniels this way again?"

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. "Waffore? Friggin' tings emppy. Monkeyface o'erdere drunkit dry" *hic*

[sandnsea]

4. gel or relish

Cuz Georgie is gonna be the decider of something goddammit.

[opihimoimoi]

18. I mean, whadda ya say at these things???

DOOM and GLOOM prevades the ATMOSPHERE

[onehandle]

Their cronies and the merits of soap on a rope. nt

[Lars39]

5. "Do they grow turkies in Pair-gway?"

[Warpy]

7. Probably how big the dynasty's palace in Paraguay will be

and how they'll manage security. Since they hate paying people, my guess is that they'll be discussing cameras, trip wires, and booby traps.

That's fine by me. In walling the rest of the world out, they're walling themselves in.

[Straight Shooter]

8. Dubya: "How come's we're having crow instead of turkey this year?" n/t

[opihimoimoi]

16. and no Wasabi either....

[Individualist]

9. Little Lord Pissypants will discuss the latest cartoons on TV or

the newest comic books.

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. Has he finished "My Pet Goat" yet?

[Individualist]

27. Nah! That will take another five years.

It's too advanced for his comprehension, and he only reads a few words between cartoons and comics.

[Freedom_from_Chains]

11. It'll be dad yelling that if he does somehow manage to

get his dumb fuck son out of this one he'd better never show up at the house or anywhere else him and Barbara are at.

[opihimoimoi]

14. Mission Impossible???

[Freedom_from_Chains]

20. I wouldn't want to be looking at the task of fixing this one. n/t

[opihimoimoi]

25. The GOP always had a problem in finding good solutions..all they do is whine

and Point....

[dipsydoodle]

15. What's it's like to be a

turkey.

[Cleita]

17. How soon should we start moving to Paraguay? n/t

[opihimoimoi]

22. Poor Bush...all alone with Barney and Pickles....soon even Condi will slither away

[Cleita]

23. LOL! I think Barney would have been long gone if it weren't for

the leash. There is a reason * carries him everywhere. I think the dog would run away if he were allowed on the ground.

[opihimoimoi]

24. Poor Barney...must be going nuts with all that hollerin goin on

[badgerpup]

19. everybody better be wearing thermal undies and down jackets...

...the atmosphere is going to be CHILLY.
Not sure that even with all the money the BFEE has amassed they're going to be able to heat the place...:scared:
:rofl:

[meisje]

21. Laura - "So what country did we just buy that property in?"

[opihimoimoi]

26. Rhode Island...where WhiteHouse kicked ass.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

28. "Thank you Jeeves. "

"A little more Scotch in my glass, Jeeves."
"Jeeves, wine, more wine please."
"Jeeves, we'll need the cognac, please."
"Jeeves. Are we out of Scotch? You know I prefer Scotch."
"Jeeves...Jeeves...how is that double vodka coming"
"Jeeves...Jeeves, are you deaf? My glass is empty."
"Jeeves, Mother seems to be asleep on the floor. Please assist her to the bedroom."
"Jeeves, please get the door. Jeb is here with his brown babies."
"Jeeves, the president is peeing in the soup tureen. Please, assist him to the restroom."
"Jeeves...Jeeves...Jeeves...please put down the IMPEACH NOW sign and serve the dessert...Jeeves...Jeeves..."

[opihimoimoi]

29. "Jeeves, please do the toes again...in between this time...."

LOL