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Thanks to Bush for his great Education of Americans! Who says education has not improved during his time in office??
A guy is sitting in a bar and trying to pick up on a woman. They get to talking and it turns to politics.
Guy: Booosh is a god damned genius. It was because of him we have the terrarists under control, better economy, and hell - a great education system!
Woman (pondering for a moment): Well, I a Democrat and I generally don't agree with you, but here is a round on me for bush and the wonderful job he has done on education. You do realize what he has done for us don't you??
Guy (A little unsure how to answer): Uhhhh well, he helped educate kids! He read em pet goat too.
Woman: He DID do well in education. He taught many people the horrors of war for oil, How a government can come near dictatorship, he showed us how to ignore science and make the environment worse, and also showed the American people why they should vote for democrats. Without his educating the people, republicans would still be in power. So here's to bush, thanks for winning us this election.
Guy (Stammering some): Well, uh..., it was a war to stop saddam and wmd's missy. You'd be glowing in the dark right now if it weren't for him!
Woman: They didn't find WMD. They did find a lot of oil though.
Guy: You ain't no patriot, you're one of them liberal hippies that hate's bush and loves gays!
Woman: I don't hate bush, I just opened my eyes to what he has done and not done. How many gays have sent thousands to their deaths, tapped your phones, put you on no fly lists for some dumb reason, given the FBI access to your library records, squandered your money in war while making their rich buddies even richer?
Guy: Well, you are a purty lady, but I need to go now.
Woman: Why, you rushing off to the library to return 'My Pet goat'?
(Thanks for passing that along Dave!!)
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