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Sat Nov-11-06 12:10 AM
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| MISSING IN ACTION (AGAIN)- Dick Cheney |
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While the Republican Party endured it's 21st Century Waterloo Cheney wisely decided to go hunting when he discovered that friend Rumsfeld was being led to the gallows. Cheney’s no fool. He knew that if he hung around, he’d be blamed as the co-conspirator of the Iraqi debacle and the subsequent destruction of the Republican Party. So he did what Cheney always does; he skedaddled. He suddenly discovered that he "had more important things to do"; just like Vietnam.
He said he was going hunting, but that’s rubbish. He wanted to be as far from the political fallout as humanly possible, so he vamoosed. There’s nothing more to it than that. Besides, there’ve been no reports of "downed lawyers full of birdshot" this week in Wyoming so we know that Cheney’s firearms are still safely tucked-away in the family vault.
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Sat Nov-11-06 12:11 AM
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| 1. He's shredding papers and eating insects |
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Sat Nov-11-06 12:13 AM
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What's burbling outta that neck?
LMAO
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| Swamp Rat
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Sat Nov-11-06 12:16 AM
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| 3. About 20 freshly chewed cockroaches |
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Sat Nov-11-06 12:20 AM
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Sat Nov-11-06 12:34 AM
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| 8. I always thought he looked an awful lot like a frog. |
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Sat Nov-11-06 12:23 AM
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I stopped laughing and can see the keys again.
Thanks again Swampy.
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Sat Nov-11-06 12:22 AM
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| 5. This is good, now that he is out of Washington DC, let's not let him |
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...come back! Just make sure he does not have any shot gun shells
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Sat Nov-11-06 12:27 AM
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| 7. Quietly, over the holidays, he will retire for health reasons/spend more time |
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with the family. Michael Wolff in Vanity Fair is saying Kissinger is probably going to do it becase * can't do it himself. http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2006/12/wolff200612 |
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Sat Nov-11-06 12:35 AM
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is gonna get the troops out and go for that elusive second Nobel Peace Prize.
Dr. Strangelove lives forever.
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Sat Nov-11-06 12:40 AM
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| 10. Cheney as Sir Robin from Monty Python ............. |
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Minstrel: Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Robin: *I never did!*
Minstrel: Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*
Minstrel: Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.
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