breaking news - discovery of densest element known to science

[helderheid]

11-07-08 Headline: Discovery of the densest element known to science
until now:

A major research institution has just announced the recent discovery
of the densest element known to science. The new element has been
named "Bushcronium. Its symbol is "W." Bushcronium has one neutron, 12
assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly
interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant
deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This
characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that
Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass."

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element
that radiates orders-of-magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent
noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

[Cooley Hurd]

1. .

:spray:

Nice!:thumbsup:

[Ravy]

2. LOL! That is great.! (nt)

[pk_du]

3. Best laugh I've had since Tuesday night! Cheers ! n/t

[Sugar Smack]

4. You are absolutely brilliant!

:rofl: :applause:

[mshasta]

5. pure genius..

[sutz12]

6. An oldie but a goodie....

Saw this in an email a while back. Still :rofl: though.