Freeper poetry

[Guava Jelly]

Were Screwn!!1!11!!!!
by Rim Job

Were screwn were screwn both me and you'n
the libruls done stolt it them pinko baffoons

Next thang ya know we'll all be talken french
Our gunz ell be taken by legislaten from the bench

the terrist ull hit us like on 9 eleven
Least none of them sadamites ull make it to heaven

Ya might as well change amerika to amerikastan's
I kan't believe weeze got licked by them librul morans

It's crazy to think and I say it again
It was iraq that atacked us on 9 eleven

Them commey demonratz iz gonna take are artillery
And put in the whitehouse that lezbean Hillary

I'm moven ta canada just you wait and see
wens them libruls gonna figure out freedom aint free

So I pray that we make it to the next elecshun by chance
before them gaze and baby killers turn amerika ta france!

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Is there some potree youse like then you otter send me a letter through the internets
An ill put up on the screen for you to look at it.
Hillary iz not my president!!!
:rofl:
(I posted this in the lounge earlier)

[Ayesha]

1. ROFL!!!

awesome. :toast: :yourock: :applause: :rofl:

[longship]

2. OMG!!! Worse the Vogon poetry!!!

I'm fixin' to gnaw off my own arm after reading that.

Take THIS!!!!

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

Arrrrgh!!!!! :puke: :cry: :banghead: :scared: :argh:

Just kiddin' Knew it was a satire.

[Hav]

3. .

Hahaha, good one.

Check out this fantastic freeper poem as well:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1734433/posts

"The exit polls were also concluded too quick
(Jon Carry left the room, we think he is sick)
One by one, Republicans won their claim
And Secretary Tony Snow read them all by name

Now Steele, Talent, Allen, and even Santorum
Then Northrup, Davis, yes, every one of them
The Republicans were having a great ball
Celebrating victories for one and for all

...

The troops, they killed the terrorist's will
With only limited lives lost, little blood spill
American troops came home with great pride
To parades, flags, covering the countryside"

[racaulk]

4. OMG!!!!1!!! YOU R A JEENYUS!!!!11 IM SERIES111!!!!!11!!!

I love it! K&R!!! :rofl: