Breaking News: John McCain Still Not Dead.

[kansasblue]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/mccain_dc

DES MOINES, Iowa (Reuters) - Arizona Sen. John McCain (news, bio, voting record), a likely Republican presidential contender in 2008, joked on Wednesday he would "commit suicide" if Democrats win the Senate in November.
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McCain, on a visit to Iowa to campaign for Republican congressional candidates, was asked his reaction to a potential Democratic takeover of the Senate in the November 7 elections.

"I think I'd just commit suicide," McCain told reporters, to accompanying laughter from Republicans standing with him. "I don't want to face that eventuality because I don't think it's going to happen."

[Bluebear]

1. Wishy washy flip-flopper. nt

[Disturbed]

Anyone worried that McLame will be the Rethug Nominee?

I am not. Newt will shred McLame. He won't get the Rethug nom.

[asthmaticeog]

2. OMG, he's the G.G. Allin of the Senate!

[malaise]

3. Come on McCain

be a man of honor. Good riddance.

[City Lights]

4. Obviously he was for suicide before he was against it.

johnny mac is just another shrill repubic liar.

[mcg]

5. and Drudge has not retired. nt

[Hippo_Tron]

6. I was thinking about that last night

I noticed that Drudge's website is still running.

[gristy]

7. This is just so funny.

And not in a morose, dark sort of way. It's simply FUNNY!

[Fla Dem]

8. Unfortunately suicide is not funny..McCain s/n/h joked about it.

He has become a real scumbag.

[Sabriel]

9. kansasblue, we appreciate you keeping the suicide watch

It's important to let him know we're concerned about him following through on his promise.

[joemurphy]

10. As Dorothy Parker once said: How can they tell? n/t

[pinkpops]

11. Talk about torture

Just force yourself to listen to John for awhile.