Hide the Bibles & guns Ma, the LIBRULS are a comin'!

[Philosoraptor]

Wild in the streets! Warn the young'un's ma, the libruls done won both houses of govmint! May as well learn to drop acid and smoke mushrooms and shoot crack cause there's no more setch a thing as morals and values, it's a all out hippy fest love and peace and sex with animals orgy free for all!

Give up your shootin' irons too, cause black african lesbians married to horses are a comin' to take em and give em to the terrorists in Iraq so they can fight us here on every street corner, while we beg for mercy in mexican to their phony god!

Git down to walmart for supplies cause taxes are shootin' up with gas prices and unemployment, fill up the hummer and stock up on creamed corn for the bunker!

Better start ta learnin' them sam francisco values too, cause there's no god in school or prayer and homersexhuls have overtaken congress disguised as republicans!



And learn how to pertend ta be a Islamuslim, wear a towel and grow a beard and say 'durka durka durka' when they walk by so they don't behead you or convert you to Muslam!

Hide the flag ma, we don't want the libruls ta know we love America and we support the troops and don't make eye contact, and if they try to kill you yell' I love Speaker Pelosi' and they might let ya live to run away another day!


I FEEL GOOD!

[NC_Nurse]

1. ...

:rofl:
love the pic too....:D

[Kerrytravelers]

2. LOL!

[Bicoastal]

3. Yeah, when ARE they coming to pick up my guns and force me to marry a dude?

Are they running late or something? I don't have all day to wait.

And this here bible isn't going to outlaw itself....

[tabasco]

4. OK. Is there some where I can get some dope to learn?

Will the libruls be delivering some kind bud to practice with?

[Ishoutandscream2]

5. Oh, damn!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ringo84]

6. Hah!

Them lib'ruls is gonna take away our Bibles, ma!

They's gonna force people t'turn gay!
Ringo

[Wiley50]

7. That's Hillarious! But Here In TN, I know people who think almost

as screwn as that.
I hate living in the Bible Belt

[Rainscents]

8. That's Hillarious!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Philosoraptor]

9. like, far out man!

say that when you make actual contact with libruls and they'll go easy on ya, or even 'ban the bomb', or, 'peace man'

[Freedom_from_Chains]

10. Like, hey dudes, has anyone seen the hooka man.

Like we all want to get toasted.

[Philosoraptor]

11. I forced the family next door to smoke a reefer

then burned all their bibles

[Freedom_from_Chains]

14. If it wasn't such a sad fact that we have many in this country

who would believe that it would be funny. Ah hell, it is funny.

:party: :toast: :yourock:

[Annces]

12. Funny

Just goes to show God does not really care after all.

[kineneb]

13. wow, man...

you just gotta' open up your mind...

I don't do weed, but would you like some Swiss dark chocolate?

[Swamp Rat]

15. LOL!

[Philosoraptor]

16. a mushroom cloud of lsd over america!

[Vidar]

17. I accuse you of having fun writing this. Recommended.

[here_is_to_hope]

18. I hope them Libruls can teach me

how to roll this stuff up....

[OneBlueSky]

19. "It's all right, Ma . . . I'm only tokin'" . . . (w/apologies to Bob Dylan) . . . n/t

.

[wakeme2008]

20. One of your Best... too bad the Repugs have the corner of Pediphiles or

you could have added that, but they have the market there.... I do not know if I should :grr: or :rofl: so I will :shrug:

And a nom

[The Count]

21. They'll confiscate our flags, hummers and yellow ribbons, duct tape and make us

fight terraism on Jerry Springer instead of "over there". They'll start some police action instead of our patriotic war, then sue them instead of nuking them and take away our color code. Worst of all, no more waterboarding!

[klook]

22. Munchies will boost the food & beverage sector of the economy (n/t)

[robbedvoter]

23. They'll take your meat, your right to kick yer dog, and make you learn to read

They'll take your guns and make you wash your neck!

[NMMNG]

24. And no more "Merry Christmas" either

It's "Happy Holidays" from here on out. :rofl: