Um, shouldn't we be working on our victorious jihad against Christmas right now?

[Bouncy Ball]

Come on, we've only got a few weeks left, people. What should I do to ensure victory for Satan over the holiday of Christmas?

:rofl:

[Arkana]

1. Ah yes.

Then we unleash Project X on the world, comrade.

[dubeskin]

2. Start mixing holiday decorations

That's what I'm doing. I on purposely went out and got all the holidays, just to really screw up my ultra-conservative neighbors. And, to really piss them off, I am making a manger scene, but instead putting a little baby Muhammad in the manger, and putting a Star of David somewhere near it. Do something like that for fun.

[Bouncy Ball]

3. OMG

I'm laughing my ass off at that.

Shouldn't one of the shepherds be mixing it up with a sheep to really finish off the scene?

[dubeskin]

4. Ooo, nice idea.

Maybe a sheep mounting Joseph?! I like it. So many more things to add now! Thanks!

Now we really can't call her the VIRGIN Mary :evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

8. And you really need to throw something

Wiccan/Pagan in there. If anyone says anything, hey, you're just getting back to the spirit of the ORIGINAL celebration!

I've decided this year, I'm wishing everyone a Happy Festivus. Well, everyone in public. With my family I'll say Merry Christmas because my family isn't a bunch of right-wing assholes. Everyone else gets Festivus. Or Happy Winter Solstice.

[Freedom_from_Chains]

21. Oh Happy Winter Solstice

I'm going to use that one this year. Most people probably won't get what the reference is, I live in deep red country, so it should be lots of fun.

[valerief]

9. Don't forget the Festivus pole! nt

[rainbow4321]

5. My city's annual public battle/lawsuit with the candy cane should kick in

Any week now..the candy cane with the religous message attached to it that some local school kid hands out each year at his elementary school.
Every year we think it's resolved but the kid/candy cane story pops ups again for one reason or another.
Each December the local repuke newspaper has him looking all gloomy on the front page. Same school district that O'Reilly made up the "the kids can't wear Xmas colors to school" lie on national TV.

[Bouncy Ball]

10. Where I used to live, this guy

puts out this GINORMOUS Jesus on a cross, and he's got blood all over and there's lights on it at night. It's REALLY weird, because Christmas is about his BIRTH, not his crucifixion! Plus it's so incredibly graphic and scary (life-sized) that he was asked to take it down two years ago. I don't know if he still does it, but..um. Yeah.

And oh my about your thing. I had to giggle at your paper having him looking sad every year. Geeeeeeez.

[Swamp Rat]

6. Hang this from an x-mas tree:

[valerief]

7. I'm warring against Hannukah this year. You know, something different. nt

[upi402]

11. "All your ornament are belong to us"

-Louhama Binladen

[Bouncy Ball]

12. Oh man. We're screwn for sure.

[upi402]

15. "do not have the try against the very hardest for try of the screwn"

-Lou again

[MichaelHarris]

13. That fat

sum-bitch comes around here Imma pop a cap in his ass. Not Santa, Bill Oreilly.

[Bouncy Ball]

14. I'll cut him.

:rofl:

O'Reilly, not Santa.

[MichaelHarris]

18. I wanna

tie him up and make him sing Kwanzaa holiday songs.

[pepperbear]

16. I'll come armed with a copy of the Constitution and a molotov cocktail

:patriot::toast::bounce::bounce::toast::patriot:

[Shakespeare]

17. I plan to persecute people by wishing them "Happy Holidays." n/t

[Erika]

19. The war against Xmas was so yesterday

and it only existed in a few small paranoid minds.

[shadowknows69]

20. I've been noting places of likely Nativity scene activity

and plan to subversively introduce live animals into them at strategic traffic times for maximum effect.



Note to agent Mike. If some freak actually does unleash a heard of goats and sheep or cattle of some kind in my hometown I had nothing to do with it. This is a joke.

[lisby]

22. I'm too busy buying presents to bother with that. NT

:sarcasm:

:hide:

Lisby

[ladyVet]

23. Well, it's about damn time you all showed up!

I thought I was fighting this thing all by myself. Do you have any idea how hard it is to single-handedly take down an entire holiday by myself?

:sarcasm: (for the impaired)

[Binka]

24. Jesus Fatwa

Bring it on!