Greetings! This White Powder is to remind you that the GOP keeps you safer!

[Philosoraptor]

Surprised? Now that we have your attention, that mysterious white powder in the envelope isn't lethal weapons grade anthrax, it's just harmless baking soda, but we've reminded you as a citizen of the United States of America that the republicans are the party that keeps our nation safe from crazy terrorists, who are all around you.

Anyone with access to a stamp and the U.S. Mail can send white powder, maybe even deadly anthrax right to your front door, right into your home, right into your child's hands, and by supporting president bush and his republican agenda, we can fight the lazy liberals who would not only not spy on such terrorists, but would grant them fair trials and family visits while being locked away in some interrogation facility somewhere.

To remind every patriotic citizen of America that we are still in a global struggle against terrorism, and to remind you that we are fighting the terrorists over there in Iraq, the central front in the global war on terror, so we don't have to fight them here on Main St. America, we are sending everyone this little envelope of mysterious white powder.

Thank you for your fear, and God bless America.

[H2O Man]

1. I'm hoping that

this asswipe they arrested is the same one that mailed the package to Keith Olbermann, and that little episode gets resolved, too.

[cassiepriam]

2. Or to turn over the election, like they tried by hounding Clinton.

[donheld]

3. Safer, Yea right

Whoever sent out the real "white powder" the real anthrax is still at large. There's been no arrests at all in that case. So maybe it's the repuglican's who need a reminder.

[Cobalt Violet]

5. Maybe in January there may be a real investigation into it.

I don't think the Republicans really wanted to know who did it.

[DoYouEverWonder]

4. Makes one long for the good old days

when if you had a pile of white powder like that, meant you could get a date with any girl in Coconut Grove.

[Hav]

6. .

Anyone knows what the punishment for such a deed is? I imagine that it could be quite severe. I hope this freeper spends some nice years in prison.

[maine_raptor]

7. Thanks GOP

Your letter arrived just in time and was quite welcome!

You see I was making some post-election BLUEberry muffins and had run out of baking soda. What came in the mail was just enough to finish off the last batch. Thanks to you, my celebration was a success.

[Philosoraptor]

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