Mary Matalin- Please keep talking! The mental images are priceless!

[finecraft]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/11/12/AR2006111201037.html

(snip) "Rarely has an election result been delivered with such force and clarity, and still left so many unanswered questions in its wake, as that of the 2006 midterm campaign. What happened is unmistakable. What it may portend is far less obvious, making the 2008 election, which already has begun, potentially the most important in a generation or more in shaping the nation's politics."
"Republicans must resolve their own questions: Can they reconstitute conservatism to make it attractive once again beyond the party's base? GOP strategist Mary Matalin said the Reaganite model of low taxes, smaller government and strong defense can again serve the party well, if it is updated. "It needs to put some Britney Spears clothes on it," she said."



Come on Mary....say something else! :rofl:

[Squeech]

1. Oops!

I did it again
I sold out the middle class and tanked the economy
I started a war just for its photo-op potentials
I ran an unaccountable rogue foreign policy out of the White House basement
And I still ended up widely perceived as an inarticulate out-of-touch buffoon, just like last time...

[peacetalksforall]

2. Please don't leave out the gum chomping snear or the 'attitude

head snap.

I think it's all an improvement on long hanging shanks of hair that must be swept back behind the shoulder or lifted out of the eyes about five times every ten seconds or the other perfect coifs that immobolize the head.

Let them snap their hair wildly, chomp, snear, and put their foot down - just like brainy Britney.

[MoonRiver]

3. I notice she's not brave enough to appear anywhere but FAUX.

And while we're talking about lame duck Repukes, where's Liddy the Dolt Dole?