Caption Condi...

[Crankie Avalon]

"How'd I end up sitting next to all these black people???"

[Catherine Vincent]

1. Was Clarence Thomas in the crowd?

[Crankie Avalon]

2. Didn't see him. If he was there, you'd think they'd put him next to her...

...so she'd have someone to talk to.

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. Dunno. Was there a Coke can with pubic hairs in the trash?

[Lars39]

3. According to this,

Condi "believes segregation was collapsing of its own weight before federal law dismantled it..."

http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache:VxlcNmVp8E8J:www.huffingtonpost.com/steve-cobble/hypocrite-watch-condi-r_b_9371.html+Condaleeza+Rice+little+girls+Birmingham+church+bomb&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=6&client=firefox-a

[Crankie Avalon]

5. So, really, she must think the "rabble-rousing" of Dr. King "wasn't necessary," either. n/t

[Lars39]

7. That's what I got from it.

[Bluebear]

4. Oh, is she still around?

I thought she got lost in some shoe mall in Helsinki or something.

[KingFlorez]

6. "I'm not really black, I'm just humoring these dumb negros"

[ellacott]

8. I'm just here because my husband, er ah my boss asked me to come

Martin Luther King Jr. That name sounds so familiar. I'll google the name when I get home

[leftofthedial]

9. like a fish out of water

she does look uncomfortable, doesn't she

[intaglio]

10. "You know I'm the reverse of Michael Jackson ...

He's a man - I'm a woman
He's black though he turned white - I'm all white inside
He loves kids - I love the smell of napalm in the morning
He has talent - I don't

[Beelzebud]

11. That woman in the 6th row has some GREAT shoes!