The republican noms seem VERY WEAK

[Herman Munster]

Mccain is hated among all conservatives. He'll be very very old if he runs at 72.

Romney is a mormon. Let me let you in on a little secret. FUNDIES HATE MORMONS. They view them as a cult that still practices polygamy.

Giuliani has stated many times his support for abortion and gays. He lived with two gay friends after his divorce and has dressed in drag at gay pride events.

Who else do they have?

Frist? Santorum? VERY WEAK.

[TahitiNut]

1. This Saturday night's party is over. The rich kids are hungover.

They drank up all the booze, busted the furniture, shot the neighbor's dogs, raped some neighborhood women, evaded the cops, maxed out the credit cards, and only a few are able to stagger out into the daylight. The working class peons are coming in to clean up the mess, apologize to the neighbors, pay the fines, and restock the bar. All to let 'em go at it again next Saturday night.

[Mend]

2. McCain also has a lumpy face....I know it is petty and sad but

I can't imagine the American people wanting to either see him turned to the side as the news media is starting to do or looking at it for 4-8 years.

[NYCGirl]

3. Only one correction — Rudy's drag was not at gay pride events. They were

mostly at the "Inner Circle" dinners (which are something like the WH Press Corps do's) — and on SNL.