Psssst: The War On Christmas starts next week.

[Chipper Chat]

The religious right needs a goose to get out of the post-election doldrums.
Quick - somebody call Billo. Call InSannity. Call Rush. Call Johnfukkin Gibson!
K-Mart is about to kick off their HOLIDAY sale. Horrors! It's all Pelosi's fault!

http://mediamatters.org/items/200511210003

[Vexatious Ape]

1. Grab yer guns! The secular liberals are coming to town

and there going to steal Christmas just like the Grinch. They'll be smashing Nativity scenes from coast to coast, screaming, "Happy holidays" while kicking over Christmas trees. It's enough to make the baby Jesus cry.

[NMMNG]

2. I already have my "EID Greetings" stamps

No Christmas stamps for my Holiday Cards. :rofl:

[BadgerKid]

3. I just started getting Xmas spam

emails over the weekend at my place of employment. I wonder how many spammers are also freepers.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

4. Thank Jeebus!!!!! I kuld herdly wate to fill up my 12ga.

ta shuute them jebus birthin desplays! Ya kno tha wones with tha camels? Shulda aborted the fatherless bastard! His mom was obviously a moraly bankrupt, cheater! Down with Chrismas! Down with Terky day!.
Spell check courtesy of Rim Job. (not that there is anything wrong with rim jobs.)

[sam sarrha]

5. when i found out Santa Clause was lie.. at age 5, i figured Jesus was too.!!! that is why i ended up

a cynic till i discovered Buddhism.

[Hav]

6. .

That's great! That is what this election was about!!!!11 And we've been waiting for that for so long!

[Binka]

7. LOL

[KharmaTrain]

8. OK, Where's My Pre-Channukah Sale?

Let's put the Ch back in Channukah I say. It's been secularized with all these electric lights instead of oil lamps. Gone are the days when potato latkes were made by hand...now we import them. Such a sad, sad state of affairs, but whose standing up for us? Where's Jackie Mason to champion the cause? Surely, we'll also have to focus in the "goying" of Channukah with all that present giving...never used to be that way!

And while I'm at it...since this is a far more important issue than war or holding crooked politicians accountable for their crimes or fixing a screwed up economy. I want all 8 days of Channukah declared a national holiday...require the big companies to sell blow-up menorahs right next to the blow-up Santas (which always look so attractive when deflated on someone's lawn in late January).

:sarcasm:

[LiberalEsto]

9. Don't forget Yule!

I'm getting ready to string purple lights and little pentagrams all over our Yule Tree in preparation for the holidays.

The coven's solstice ritual will include a small blood sacrifice for the Dark Lord of Winter. Everyone will wear their best black robes, or go sky-clad.

We plan to feast and dance wildly and drink all night, toasting each other to celebrate our spiritual leader Nancy Pelosi's ascent as House Speaker, and the prospect of a Hillary presidency. Spells will be cast to ensure that both will be successful.

We can hardly wait until malls all over the country start putting up Yule decorations to remind everyone of the original "reason for the season."

:evilgrin:

[Kber]

10. Don't you think it's a bit tacky to start the war before thanksgiving?

but then I'm a traditionalist liberal, secularist, christmas hater.

[Tesha]

11. Good thing we already bought our "Seasonally-Appropriate Lighting".

Good thing we already bought our "Seasonally-Appropriate Lighting"!
We're going Chernobyl Blue on the house this year.

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Tesha