Bush to offer business advice to big three auto companies today.

[Hubert Flottz]

The big three going to a man that has failed in every business he's ever been involved in, including running and ruining the USA?

By the time the idiot in chief gets done advising the Big Three, even the "New Car Smell" will be a high dollar option on the sticker price!

[dbt]

1. "It's hard work buildin' them cars. I KNOW all about that."

"But whatcha gotta do when it gets too rough, see, is call yer Daddy to bail ya out!"

:rofl:
dbt
Remember New Orleans

Send lawyers, guns and money,
Dad, get me out of this.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. His Daddy is an expert on "Bailing Out" I hear!

[Ice4Clark]

2. If they take any of his adivce, they may as well go ahead

and file bankruptcy now. A man without business sense or vision, advising the auto industry, who'd a thunk it?

[NMMNG]

3. I forsee corporate bankruptcy in their future

:yoiks:

[Donovan61]

4. Advising the Big Three

Time to buy Japanese. If not for an accident of birth, this Bozo would be lucky to rise to the position of assistant produce manager of a supermarket.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. I guess the Big Three needs to know how to blow up frogs or

drive drunk.

[Clark2008]

25. Ewww. I hate Japanese cars.

:puke:

They're so - ugly - and have no personality. Just like American cars that pretend to be foreign.

[Bullshot]

7. Will this be the same kind of advice that enabled Bush to run Harken and Arbusto

energy companies into bankruptcy?

Geez, that means the Saudi royal family will come in and bail out/own the Big Three.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. The car salesmen will throw rose petals and Hershey bars at you

when you sign the loan contract...

[donheld]

9. This is a wonderful idea

They need to listen to him very carefully, then do the opposite of what he says.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. LMAO...

I think that's what the democrats will do too!

[eppur_se_muova]

34. My response exactly! Bu**sh** is an excellent source of "advice", IF ...

you know how to "process" it first. Hint: think 180 degrees.

[HaggardsMethDealer]

11. "Bush to offer business advice."

Invest in BetaMax!

[A Simple Game]

16. I knew Beta would come back!

Welcome to DU HaggardsMethDealer.

[myrna minx]

29. Bush to Automakers: Bring back the Edsel!

http://www.edsel.com/

:rofl:

[eppur_se_muova]

35. No ... The Homer!

[myrna minx]

37. Haha!

More bubble domes please. :rofl:

[ixion]

12. "Bush to offer business advice "

:rofl:

Advice from a FAILED businessman...that's just what they need.

:rofl:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

13. ROFLMAO!!!!! Funniest thing I've heard today already!!!! nt

[Crankie Avalon]

14. Bush's advice to U.S. automakers: "Y'all know what would be cool?...

...if'n y'all'd start making cars that could shoot out oil slicks agin yer enemy evildoer drivers and had them thar machine guns that popped out o' the headlights--lahke one o' them thar James Bond mobiles, only Murkan!!! Ah'd git daddy to buy me one, Ah reckon!"

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Pimp Shrub's Ride!

The Bushmobile

[opihimoimoi]

17. If they can only put tits and ass on them cars........

[Hubert Flottz]

18. Maybe they should go see Kathrine Harris about the boob and

paint jobs? She needs a job I hear!

[opihimoimoi]

24. She needs to get a JOB...ya got that right...she got bucks so I guess no worries for her

[lectrobyte]

22. You mean these?

[opihimoimoi]

23. LOL...... Ya got the tits butt no ass... :o)

[lectrobyte]

28. Caddy had the boobies, Edsel had a hoo-hoo on the grille, but which

car has butt? I don't know. Maybe something like this:

[myrna minx]

31. Just like Spy Hunter!

Except the only music you could listen to when you're in the car is the theme to Peter Gunn!

[radfringe]

19. Don't worry - make more cars.. ? or

I know it's a car, it's got wheels don't it???

[Hubert Flottz]

20. How about a "PEOPLE'S CAR" ?1?1?1?11?

Der Fuhrer has a better idea!

[tabasco]

21. Bring back the Edsel !!

PROBLEMS SOLVED !

[myrna minx]

30. D'oh I posted the same thing up thread.

Great minds and all. :hi:

[Clark2008]

26. I know! Maybe their going to listen to his advise and do exactly the opposite!

:think:

[QMPMom]

27. Well, I guess it's bye-bye Big Three.

It's been nice knowing you. Will I still be able to get parts for my Dodge minivan?

[Hubert Flottz]

33. Bush thinks that Dodge, is something you do with your duty as a

flyboy for the Texas Air Guard!

Bush is too stupid to even be a crash test dummy!

[EnviroBat]

32. When I first scanned this headline I thought it read;

"Bush off to bother big three automakers today."

Honest to God, I had to do a double-take...

[Jim Warren]

36. Malcolm Forbes

was asked by a group of newly minted MBAs what the best piece of advice he could give to someone just getting into business and he replied:
"Pick your father"

Man, did he ever nail little georgie (his own kid too, imo).