So when should we start destroying Christmas??

[ShaneGR]

I've heard so much about how we're out to kill Christmas that I'm just waiting to pull the trigger. I've got Santa strung out on my lawn. I've replicated the Nativity scene out back, complete with 15 gallons of gasoline complete with a couple M1A firecrackers. Everything is ready! So could someone give the go ahead already? Despite listening to years of how the liberals were out to destroy Christmas I've heard nothing from our Communist leaders! wtf. I've been patiently waiting for 3 years and now.... nothing!

Hurry up already, I'm already planning on opening at least 3 abortion clinics in town.

/sarcasm off.

[immerlinks]

1. Let me know if you need any help!

And how much is the franchise fee for those abortion clinics?

[LittleClarkie]

2. I'd prefer to wait until after Thanksgiving if you don't mind

Just because the malls have started early doesn't mean we have to.

[Redstone]

3. I think it's traditional to start the day after Thanksgiving.

Redstone

[delete_bush]

4. As a traditionalist

I will wait until the day after Thanksgiving.

[Rick Myers]

5. The Marines have already landed on the back of some doll maker

he wanted to donate 4000 Jesus dolls that quoted Scripture...

The 1st Marine LAI landed on his doorstep at zero dark thirty this morning. Casulaties were reported as light...

on edit: Hell, I have had a gay marriage and a gay divorce in the past week. I'm back with my wife but have her wearing a burrka... Tomorrow we're gonna go kill some puppies, then I'll beat my drunken wife silly and go downtown to troll for some man ass... (just a thought)

[bobbie]

6. We never should have stopped! We suck...

:evilgrin:

[Blackthorn]

7. Christmas landed in stores mid-October in Australia

The sooner, the better.

[beyurslf]

8. Lets start now. I know I got out my Athiest Tree this weekend and

all of anti-christian holiday lights. I will putting them up over the next week.

[Richard Steele]

9. You haven't started yet? I've already RSVP'd a lesbian wedding in December!

Let's get a move on, people!

[On the Road]

10. Shhh! Are You Crazy? We're Not Supposed to Talk About It

Others may be listening.

[Hippo_Tron]

11. I'm more concerned about turning the internet back into a big truck so we can dump stuff on it

But yea, then we'll outlaw Christmas.