God wants Bush to be impeached.

[garybeck]

When George was flying high with his "victories" in '00 and '04, we all heard his comments about how he knows God chose him to lead our country.

So, now that the Democrats are in charge of both houses, it appears that God has had a change of heart. Rumors are God isn't returning Bush's phone calls anymore.

And if we are to take George for his word, we can only interpret last week's victory for the Democrats as an endorsement from God, and that God has personally authorized Bush's impeachment.

The only question is, whether or not the folks in the House and Senate will respond to God's request.

[NanceGreggs]

1. Excellent observation, garybeck!

:kick:

[Raster]

2. I'll second that motion.

:kick:TWO!

[Hubert Flottz]

3. God told me last Thursday that George was SOL!

She said that, the Father and the Son were both on their way out.

[rosesaylavee]

14. God must have been robocalling that day

because I got the same message! :wow:

[AndyA]

4. Message from God to George Bush:

"George, you weren't talking to me. Those voices in your head are of your own making. Years of drug and alcohol abuse have created an environment in your head that makes it difficult for you to discern right from wrong, reality from fiction.

Cut back on the sauce a bit and stop snorting that white powder, you didn't have much extra brain capacity to start with, so conserve what little you're left with, OK?

Oh, by the way, killing people, lying, cheating, stealing, etc., are never OK, even in the name of "peace". Got that?"

[garybeck]

5. maybe he should drop some stone tablets on his head

that would be a convenient way to end it. and if he survives, maybe he'll actually read the 10 commandments written on them.

[Pyrzqxgl]

7. Naw! He'll just want to post them on some court house wall.

[puebloknot]

15. Let's...

...*investigate* that idea! :)

[StraightDope]

6. Well then, God should get off his lazy ass...

And strike Bush down with an anuerysm or a heart attack or something. Wait, I think he's saving the heart attack for Cheney. :)

[Pyrzqxgl]

9. We don't want to kill these guys we just want to watch them squirm for the next two years.

[StraightDope]

12. *I* don't want to kill anyone. I just want Bush to die of natural causes...

And then suffer the wrath of his God. Fuck the next two years. If both Bush and Cheney kicked the bucket, then who would become President? Oh, RIGHT, the DEMOCRATIC Speaker of the House.

Wouldn't want that now would we?

:sarcasm:

[BuyingThyme]

8. It was a setup.

[Parche]

10. what god wants

What God wants God gets God help us all
God wants peace
God wants war
God wants famine
God wants chain stories
What God wants God gets
God wants sedition
God wants sex
God wants freedom
God wants semtex
What God wants God gets
Don't look so surprised
I'm only joking
The alien comic cried
The jackass and hyena
Took the feather from its book
The monkey in the corner
Wrote the joke down his book
What God wants God gets
God wants boarders
God wants crack
God wants rainfall
God wants wetbacks
What God wants God gets
God wants voodoo
God wants shrines
God wants law
God wants organised crime
God wants crusade
God wants jihad
God wants good
God wants bad
What God wants God gets

[MazeRat7]

11. God doesn't "want' or have "will"....

Think about about it for just a few seconds... your talking about God... a supreme being...

And are assigning human attributes of "want" and "will", that seems a bit silly to me.

MZr7

[VeggieTart]

13. Just thought of this great quote

I always distrust those who claim to know what god wants because I notice it always coincides with their desires.