Have you seen the new official Bushco Government Seal?

[Bozita]

This just arrived in my email box.


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Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an
Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives
you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

[volstork]

1. But, i thought * and Co. were AGAINST condom use!?!?

How about a little abstinence (from these pub idiots)?

[rkc3]

2. They're not about abstinence - they're about you not having sex.

They can have all the sex they want.

[Burried News]

3. I just don't think GOPers care that much about those they screw.

Maybe if you put a hole in it, it would be more convincing?

[Bozita]

4. kick for the evening shift