Quien es mas sexy? Stewart? O Colbert?

[hsher]

Come out, come out, wherever you are! OK, it's been a bad week for us all where Jon Stewart is concerned. Let's bring back the funny with this idiotic poll. It's time for the final smackdown: bagels vs. freedom fries. Let's hear it, DU: QUIEN ES MAS SEXY? (Who is sexier?) JON STEWART? O STEPHEN COLBERT?

(Men are encouraged, encouraged, encouraged to answer.)

Let's start with my vote... Um... uh...

OK, Jon Stewart. Why: because he doesn't know he is. Everyone, be sure to indicate why you voted how you did below! Jon, tough week babe! This Bud's for you!

[AspenRose]

1. Now I KNOW you knew I'd show up for this poll!

;-)







:loveya:

[hsher]

4. Bwaaaaaaaa :D

Yep, I was actually waiting, DR! Welcome! :hi:

[Generic Other]

9. How can you not vote for Colbert after seeing the cat and the yellow roses

:loveya:

[aquart]

15. The cat's a Democrat.

But cats don't get satire.

[hsher]

17. The cat is one lucky bastard

;)

[TexasLawyer]

23. muy guapo !

[OwnedByFerrets]

2. I've been out of it......

why has it been a bad week for Jon.

[hsher]

8. Search DU GD posts for "Castagana"

I don't want to... sniffle... darken this thread with what happened to him. It was a real bummer, trust me.

[Crunchy Frog]

3. Can't choose between them. Sorry.

I'd give the top spot to Keith Olbermann though. :loveya:

[hsher]

7. But you MUST

No, Crunchy Frog. You MUST CHOOSE. Choosing Keith Olbermann, yes, of course. But you MUST CHOOSE Jon or Stephen! Fate hangs in the balance! Who is it?

- signed,
Spring Surprise

[Crunchy Frog]

12. Well, I'll have to start writing fan fiction then

cause I want 'em both. Maybe a threesome; or a foursome with KO. :evilgrin:

[hsher]

13. That's instant death from pleasure overload

Four women, one from Canada, the rest from America, one night experienced the cataclysm of sweet, hot pleasure you blithely above describe. A foursome with Stewart, Colbert, and Olbermann.

One had an aneurysm and immediately died.
A second went into cardiac arrest.
The third married Colbert, and
The fourth has been missing since the night of the encounter.

Rumor has it she babbles in tongues, wrapped in a straitjacket, somewhere 400 miles from Kansas City in a maximum security supermax Federal prison for the criminally insane.

The first two listed had to have the smiles pried off their faces by undertakers.

[Lilith Velkor]

40. Night of the Living Dead Sluts: A Tek Jansen Adventure!

Or: Attack of the Fanfic Perv-chix! :headbang:

[Reverend_Smitty]

5. If you asked this question 6 months ago...

I would say Jon hands down, but I must say I'm crushing hardcore on Stephen

[sutz12]

6. Jon's my boy...

I'm worried about Colbert a little. Having "his side" lose might cost him some material. ;)

And, oh yeah. I'm a man, or at least male.

[hsher]

10. Brave soul. Thank you.

Thanks for answering! A man not afraid of saying another man's attractive. Viva fellow libs! But um, by the way...

Um... when you and Jon get together... can I...

...watch?

[Swamp Rat]

11. LOL!

:smoke:

[AspenRose]

14. DU is horny tonight.

Between this thread and the 'sexiest politicians' thread....

:D

[hsher]

16. Awyeah baby!

:9

[Manifestor_of_Light]

18. New Option # 2: Threesome plus one

I would have voted but I just registered and I can't vote. Boo hoo!!!
I thought of that option several days ago.

Full disclosure: I am a ravingly straight female. :evilgrin:


Even More Full disclosure: This is my first post! Hi there!!!

Edited to add: I see that Crunchy Frog thought of the foursome first!!! Aieee!!

Is this gonna turn into one of those I beat the block threads???

Yet another edit:Those 3 hot guys are what it took to make me join DU. I've lurked here for years!!

I am SO BAAD!

Rock on, fromage-sucking French boy, rock on!!!

[hsher]

19. Hi Perragrande and welcome to DU!

:hi:
And damn... I wish I had posted that threesome option before you voted. Darn. Sorry about that. :(

[newyawker99]

28. Hi Perragrande!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[hsher]

20. Truthiness and Balls appear to be smackin' Leibowitz flat

This is a Colbert Nation!

[hsher]

21. Lebo's making a comeback

Stewart up again!

[Bobbie Jo]

22. Yeah that was me.....Jon nails it hands down. n/t

[TahitiNut]

24. Neither one rocks my libido.

Sad to say. :shrug:

[hsher]

25. Ladies and gentlemen, the anomaly!

That's kewl, though. It means you haven't been seduced and sucked in by The Thing... That Has Become... The Daily Colbert Show Report Monster. There was a time neither did it for me, either. I used to scratch my head and wonder what it was all about. And then, I came across this:



And my whole world changed forever :)

Actual clip on YouTube, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9E-u8V21nQ

I envy you being your own thinker, immune to these two guys. Sometimes, often every day, I wish I were back in the days when I thought it was pronounced "The Daily SHOW" instead of "The DAILY Show", and didn't know who this Jon Stewart person was. Lucky you!

[hsher]

26. Hmm... I meant, THIS:

[TahitiNut]

31. Oh, I enjoy their shows a great deal. I try not to miss them.

It's my libido that's unaffected. (I'm hopelessly straight.) :shrug:

[hsher]

27. The defense rests. Jon Stewart has won the smackdown.

Congratulations, Jon

[AspenRose]

29. Dammit, I want a recount!

The Olbermann votes stole from Colbert. }(

[hsher]

34. Damned Democrats! Always wanting recounts ;)

"Why can't you sore losers just admit that Stewart won?" ;)
:crazy:

Sorry for the Bush election reference. Had to do it.

[Marnieworld]

30. Stewart

I met him once before he was super duper famous and he was just a cute sweetie pie. I am 5'1" and he was really eye to eye with me maybe another inch and I don't know why but I like that too (don't tell my 6' husband!) He also is just so gosh darn silly which is just my favorite thing in the universe. Colbert, brilliant, talented and witty as well, but there's something about Jon that just puts him over the edge.

Olberman and of course Mr. Clooney have to get a mention.

<sigh>

The right's got nothing on us as far as cuties!

[rman]

32. 4-some,

and i'm a male hetero.

[hsher]

33. Yaaayyyyy!

Good on ya for admiting it. You go, straight man! You're the kind of straight guy women like me LOVE! (SO: uhhh... ya single?)

[rman]

41. LOL

Well, i certainly feel very flattered. And yes, i'm single.
And ehm, this is making me a little exited.

[hsher]

42. Me too (fans self)

OK, I need to get out more. This has got me seriously excited.

<---- runs to cold shower

[BuyingThyme]

35. Montalban.

[hsher]

39. "Khannnnnnnnn!"

[upi402]

36. what is fanfiction

and how do I know if I write it?

[Jennicut]

38. fanfiction

is stories about a particular real life person or character from movies or t.v. Its posted all over the internet. Usually is uh...sexual in nature if you know what I mean.

[Jennicut]

37. I love Keith!

I have loved and adored K.O. since his days on Sportscenter. I think I was still in college then. Anyways, I like Jon and Stephen too but Keith is so sexy because he is outspoken and passionate. Then again, maybe a threesome wouldn't be so bad afterall...just don't tell my hubby.

[hsher]

43. IT'S OVER: STEWART WINS

"Who me? You mean 'ittle me?"



"In your FACE, Colbert!"

[bobbie]

44. Love 'em both but Jon's the king. Wouldn't have what's left of my sanity without him.

Tho' Colbert's bitch slap of Bush at the white house media whore's dinner makes him a very close #3...after Barry Manilow of course.

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[hsher]

45. Jon's pretty much saved two generations' mental wellness

G-d bless him. The f*ckin' cutie. O8)