There is no joy in Mudville, mighty karl has struck out

[Philosoraptor]

karl the klever, karl the kunning, karl the krafty, karl the kagey, karl the koniving, karl the king of political movers and shakers, un-krowned at last.

karl was the sum of all our fears and nightmares, he was the little man behind the kurtain, making things happen, orchestrating khaos, operating a secret government, smearing opponents, krushing the enemy, giving no kuarter, taking no prisoners, every konspiracy theory lead back to karl, the giant brain.

Now his little world is krumbling around karl, his mojo ain't workin', his boy bush is all used up and flacid, he's done all he can possibly do to prop the ape up, he's pulled every string, burned every bridge, and it's all kome krashing down.

kome on now karl, you still got tricks up that extra large sleeve, let's see what you got punk.

[rodeodance]

1. karl should be required to take a course in MATH (NCLB type test)

[Missy M]

2. And Karl the genius has had his IQ lowered.