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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-16-06 12:20 PM
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Get that turkey athawing and give us a CAPTION while you're at it.


W. is "thinking": "Leave it to Jeb. He's always right. What a wonder a handful of grain in your pants makes on some occasions . . . Hey, that's like poetry!"
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The Count Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-16-06 12:22 PM
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1. I have never had relations with that turkey
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-16-06 12:22 PM
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2. That is a photoshop ~ right?

With GW it is hard to know the difference. :rofl:
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-16-06 12:32 PM
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3. Not that one... it's real
Since that happened, he's taken to holding the turkey by the neck, as if it were Laura, so it can't get to his private parts. He's got a little worm down there, you see.

:evilgrin:
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-16-06 01:00 PM
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5. And all this time I thought

he could not be that stupid.

If not for GW being dangerous,he would be a great comedian.
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-16-06 12:35 PM
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4. ...
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-16-06 01:02 PM
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6. Is that a worm in my pants or you just happy to see me?
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-16-06 01:50 PM
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7. W. is "thinking": "Boy! I remember back in the frat house when I'd
roll around in peanut butter then in a bunch of hard corn. They'd tie me down then the guys would bring in chicken and turkey's and stuff. . . . Wow. Once even an ostrich. . . .



WOW!!!!"
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-16-06 02:05 PM
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8. "No WMD in there!"
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QuestionAll... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-16-06 02:36 PM
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9. pecking the peckerhead
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-16-06 02:50 PM
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10. ok, which one is the turkey?
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