Bush calls up JROTC for Iraq mission.

[longship]

Saigon, Viet Nam -- President George W. Bush, under fire from all sides for failures in the Iraq conflict, took bold action today to turn things around in the Middle East. Filing an executive order from Air Force One on the tarmac in Saigon, the President has activated all 27,000 JROTC recruits nationwide as support troops to bolster the US presense in Iraq. The President made a very brief announcement saying, "Theez hi skoolers will now lurn a big lesin in patrotizm by serving there kuntry in the global war on terr."

The orders are destined to be delivered throughout the Thanksgiving holiday week, giving the JROTC kids two weeks to report for duty. Anonymous Pentagon insiders estimate that by the end of the year all 27,000 JROTC recruits should be "in country".

Yes, this is :sarcasm:

[JeffR]

1. & damn good sarcasm too

:rofl:

[mrreowwr_kittty]

2. What, they've run out of 50 year olds to send?

I think not! Suit up, Ann Coulter....

[Chipper Chat]

3. Who's next - the Boy Scouts?

A good choice for Bushitler as they are all "morally straight" and no brass worries about humping in the trenches of Al-Anbar Provence.