Do you get any weird images from the notion of "War on Christmas?"

[Jackpine Radical]

I keep imagining this hollow-eyed, drugged-out hippie in bell bottoms and a tie-dyed Nehru jacket hiding behind a chimney with a rocket launcher, waiting for Santa.

[rucky]

1. Paratroopers dropping over the North Pole

Santa's workshop in flames.

[Initech]

2. Something like this:

Or maybe this:



Oh wait, those are real!

[MisterP]

9. is that the infamous Wal*Mart DVD Player near-riot?

my retail supervisors are always in incredulous stitches over that

and why does nobody complain on Jan. 6/7--THAT'S CHRISTMAS TOO!!! (if you're Romanian, Russian, Greek, Bulgarian, Serbian, Macedonian, Albanian, Ukrainian, Belarusian, Armenian, Georgian, Coptic, Eritrean, or Ethiopian Orthodox)

[Greyhound]

3. The Futurama Xmas episode where everyone hides out on Xmas day

because that's when the evil robot santa went on his annual murder spree. :rofl:

[tridim]

4. Futurama covered it pretty well

Santa was replaced with a homicidal robot and everyone had to lock up and shutter their homes on Xmas night to avoid being killed.

[BuyingThyme]

5. Nicely wrapped bombs.

[Ringo84]

6. No. It pisses me off too much

Dumbass fundy idiots who think that they have the right to dictate to other people what to say and how to celebrate Christmas

:grr:
Ringo

[shadowknows69]

7. Systematic capture of all nativity scene sites

and detainment for all the animals. The son of God is going to a research facility.

[SoCalDem]

8. I chopped down an evergreen...just to watch it die..

disclaimer.. may not be 100% truthy..

I love trees and did not really do that :)

[Brazenly Liberal]

10. Just this one

Bill O'Reilly wearing a Santa hat while having his way with a falafel. Enter KO and a camera and another great Worst Person in the World is born!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

11. We got a new truck and six months of free Sirius radio

and I was listening to Blue Collar Comedy Radio. Larry the Cable Guy has a description of Santa that will curl your toes!

[Target_For_Exterm]

12. It doesn't quite square in my mind since fundies would

make such great mindless zombie killers...

Makes me wonder which side is which.