Anybody got a goat, a snake and crow?

[flowomo]

(AP) A renowned black magic practitioner performed a voodoo ritual Thursday to jinx President George W. Bush and his entourage while he was on a brief visit to Indonesia.

Ki Gendeng Pamungkas slit the throat of a goat, a small snake and stabbed a black crow in the chest, stirred their blood with spice and broccoli before drank the "potion" and smeared some on his face.

"I don't hate Americans, but I don't like Bush," said Pamungkas, who believed the ritual would succeed as, "the devil is with me today."

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http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/11/16/D8LE8F0O3.html

[XemaSab]

1. I'm missing the goat

:(

[flowomo]

4. wait..... lemme see... yep, says right here:

"a goat or anything you can milk."

Got a cow?

[XemaSab]

9. No

:(

The last animal I saw that could be milked was a bison.

:(

[Moochy]

8. Who amongst us has not paid a witch doctor for a curse?

What curse is complete without Broccoli? I think that the witch doctor was thinking about Bush Senior...

[John Q. Citizen]

2. I have a goat (2) but I'd rather not go there.

[Cleita]

3. I think his version of the devil is different than the one we

think of. I hate the thought of innocent animals being killed though for ritual or religion.

[hwmnbn]

5. Damn, THAT'S what I've been doing wrong........

I stabbed the goat, and slit the crow!! DUH!! :banghead:

[petronius]

6. Broccoli? At least black magic gets him his 5 daily servings of veggies

Wonder what the deal is with that ingredient...

[flowomo]

7. wasn't it GHWB who said he hated broccoli?

maybe the shaman got his Bushes mixed up?

[buddysmellgood]

12. I think it was supposed to be pretzels. We gotta get ahold of that guy.

[MacGregor]

10. Oooh, I have 'em! Different topic, though.

Here you go, a goat, a snake and Crow.



(Yeah, I got nothin'... :P)

[Jim Warren]

11. Goat

not sacrificial lamb :evilgrin:

[Moochy]

14. That's a horrible picture of Carville

caption on the middle picture:
"Nyah see? And there's nothing you stinking lefties can do about it!"
He needs the Penguin's top hat, cigarete holder and monocle.

[TechBear_Seattle]

13. I really hate this kind of ignorance

Voodoo is a religion found in the Carribbean, not Indonesia. And cursing Bush can only be an act of good, so calling it "black magic" is entirely incorrect.

And anyway, anyone skilled in the Arts knows that you don't need a goat, a snake and crow to cast a curse. A few scraps of cloth, a twig or two of hellebore, some string that touched a grave and a clear mental picture of *'s flesh rotting away from his face is all a knowledgeable practicioner needs :evilgrin: