I can tell you what the Shrub's worst nightmare is

[ck4829]

He is in the oval office, minding his own business, when Poppy barges in and declares "Don't worry Son, I'm here to rescue your Administration!" George then shrieks "NOOOOOOOO!" and tries to run but he gets stuck in place as Poppy draws closer and closer.

That and the nightmares of the Pelosi Monster coming to get him.

[MethuenProgressive]

1. His worst nightmare is getting sent to Vietnam...

..oh, wait - he's there!!

[Kiouni]

2. hate to be his security detail

with all those screams in the night. "No, No not the minimum wage! Save me jebes!"

[sweetheart]

3. No, he's afraid cheney will testify

Then he'll be totally undressed before jesus (probably closer to the real deal since he's considered the idea).

[Raster]

4. The Pelosi Monster is a Sweet Dream compared to Poppy and the homies

having to come in and rescue dumbya yet again. And this time instead of it being a little cocaine problem or a minor failed business venture, it's the Big Banana and in front of everyone.

[radfringe]

12. ooooooooooo---the pelosi monster will git you....if'n ya don't watch out

[Raster]

13. Good One!

:kick:

[OwnedByFerrets]

5. His worst nitemare? Not being rich and living in the 9th ward.nt

[grasswire]

6. did you see that piece from Wonkette the other day?

Reportedly, Newsweek's Richard Wolffe told the story on election night that he was in the Oval Office with a couple of other reporters when James Baker was talking to Bush. Bush was arguing with him, and Baker finally said "The people of the world HATE YOU!!"

According to the account of it, Bush turned deathly white and sort of curled up in his chair.

I think he's afraid of the truth.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

7. So Baker IS capable of telling the truth.

[Raster]

8. Supposedly he went almost fetal. This is how out of touch bush* is.

The most hated, reviled man on the planet--other than Darth Crashcart, of course--and he is absolutely blind to the fact. This is how insulated and managed Little Lord Pissypants truly is.

[calimary]

9. OMG! Do you have a link?

Man, sorry I missed that one!

on edit - I may have found something...

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/newsweek/crazy-web-claims-pretty-much-confirmed-by-newsweek-214749.php

Thoroughly enjoyable and highly snarky reading

:thumbsup: :headbang:

[grasswire]

10. sometimes snarky is soooo satisfying.

We get so little of it.

[malaise]

11. You would think MSM would find this more newsworthy than

inventing Dem disarray but what do I know.