MORE JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR! Leopolds Ghost & bigtree did the irresistible: HERE'S RIGHT BACK AT YOU

[Jeffersons Ghost]

originally derived from This Jesus Must Die Lyrics

Federal Judge...
Good Dick Cheneycus
The high court waits for you
The Prosecutors and judges
Are here for you

Dick Cheneycus...
Ah gentlemen, you know why we are here
With not much time, and quite a problem here

Crowd Outside...
Whore's man of! Superstar!

Chimperor Bushicus...
Listen to that howling mob
Of blockheads in the street
A trick or two in Iraq
And the whole town's on its feet

All...
He is dangerous! He is dangerous!

Crowd...
Dick Cheneycus, Superstar
Give us your plea and approach the bar

Federal Judge...
He is dangerous, dangerous
That crook is in Iraq right now
To whip up some support
A rabble rousing mission
That I think we must abort
He is dangerous

Crowd...
Dick Cheneycus, Superstar

Federal Judge...
He is dangerous
Look Bushicus
They are right outside our yard
Quick Bushicus
Go call the Homeland guard

Bushicus...
No wait, um, uh, we need a more permanent solution to our problem.

KKKarl Rovecus...
What shall we do about Dr. Howard Dean?
Miracle worker, he's ruined our plan to rule

Federal Judge...
No riots, no rip-offs, no fighting, no slogans

Bushicus...
One thing to say for him, Dr. Dean is cool

Rovecus...
We dare not leave Chimp to his own devices
His half-witted fans will get out of control

Federal Judge...
But how can we stop him, his cash-flow increases
With every minute, he's top of the pole

Rovecus
I see bad things arising
The crowd may crown him King
Which High courts won't overlook
I see blood and destruction
Our elimination because of what he took
Blood and destruction
Because of what he took

Voices
What can we do about this Cheneymania?
How can we deal with the carpetbagger king?
Where do we start with a man drunk at the trigger
When Chimp was the Emp. did his illeagal thing?

Cheneycus
Fools! You have no perception
The stakes we are gambling
Are frighteningly high
We must crush Dean completely
So like John Kerry before him
This Dean-guy must fry
For the sake of Haliburton
This Dean-guy must fry
or my case they may tri
I'll get caught in a lie!



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2729690
You've started to believe, these things they say of you. You really do believe, this talk of Dean is true!
And all the good you've done, will soon get swept away. You've begun to matter more than the things you say!

Listen Carville, I don't like what I see. All I ask is that you listen to me!
And please remember, I've been your right hand man all along...
Rahm has set them all on fire! You'd think they've found the new messiah.
And they'll hurt you when they find they're wrong.

I remember when this whole thing began, no talk of Dean then, we called you a man.
And remember, my admiration for you hasn't died...
But every word you utter when you're babblin'... gets twisted round by Mary Matalin!
And they'll hurt you if they think you've lied...

Listen Carville to the warning I give. Please remember that I want the Clinton legacy to live!
But it's sad to see our chances weakening every hour.
Oh, your followers are blind! Too much DLC cash on their mind!
It was beautiful, but now it's sour... yes, it's all gone sour!!!

-- PAUL BEGALA, "Hillary Clinton Superstar: A Rock Opera"

bigtree did a cool re-work too:

I don't know how to love them
What to do, how to move them
I've been changed, yes really changed
In these past few days
When I've seen myself
I seem like someone else

I don't know how to take this
I don't see why James moves me
He's a man
He's just a man
And I've had so many
Men before
In very many ways
He's just one more

Should I bring him down
Should I scream and shout
Should I speak of love
Let my feelings out?
I never thought I'd come to this
What's it all about?

Don't you think it's rather funny
I should be in this position?
I'm the one
Who's always been
So calm so cool
No freeper's fool
Running every show
James scares me so

I never thought I'd come to this
What's it all about?

Yet
If James said he loved me
I'd be lost
I'd be frightened
I couldn't cope
Just couldn't cope
I'd turn my head
I'd back away
I wouldn't want to know
James scares me so
I want him so
I love him so


CROWD
Hosanna Heysanna Sanna Sanna Ho
Sanna Hey Sanna Ho Sanna
Hey JC, JC won't you smile at me?
Sanna Ho Sanna Hey Superstar

CAIAPHAS
Tell the rabble to be quiet, we anticipate a riot.
This common crowd is much too loud.
Tell the mob who sing your song that they are fools and they are wrong.
They are a curse. They should disperse.

CROWD
Hosanna Heysanna Sanna Sanna Ho
Sanna Hey Sanna Ho Sanna
Hey JC, JC you're alright by me.
Sanna Ho Sanna Hey Superstar

[TomInTib]

1. You forkers are just sick

You just slay me.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

2. you know me tom... that's just irresistable...

I was going down the Greatest page one more time before bed and I saw that OP and howled. I had to add my two-cents!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

3. KICK

[Jeffersons Ghost]

4. I thought you folks would get a kick out of it... oh well have a great day anyhow!

[understandinglife]

5. You folk are way too clever .... what a hoot!!!

:rofl:

[understandinglife]

6. Flavia Colgan: "Is James Carville Throwing Hillary Clinton Under the Bus?"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/flavia-colgan/is-james-carville-throwin_b_34331.html

fun read ....

[Jeffersons Ghost]

7. ahh what the heck kict it up again id you guys got some laughs

[annabanana]

8. giggle

I'm a sucker for a good song parody.