CAPTION the Ass-Faced Weasel and his "personal diplomacy"...

[Crankie Avalon]

"No hard feelings 'tween you and me, huh? I mean,
if all of America's soldiers had been as brave as me
back then, you guys wouldn't have even needed to
fight a war in the first place!"

[acmavm]

1. "Hey, don't look at me. I was AWOL."

[neoblues]

2. Hopefully, * won't try to give him a personal massage...

like he did for Angela Merckel. Then again, who knows how honest shrub is about his sexual orientation--after all, he lies about everything else...

[sam sarrha]

4. from the smile and the tie it looks like he already got one...

[neebob]

3. What's personal diplomacy?

I that where a person does the diplomacizing, when they're not decidering and other doing hard-work stuff?

[sam sarrha]

5. personal diplomacy ... sounds like a euphemism for a blow job

[Crankie Avalon]

7. I got it from here:

"Bush will draw on his powers of personal diplomacy {emphasis mine} in meetings Saturday and Sunday with Russia's Vladimir Putin, China's Hu Jintao, Japan's Shinzo Abe and South Korea's Roh Moo-hyun."

It's the fourth from the bottom paragraph of this story: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061117/ap_on_re_as/bush

[neebob]

11. Okay, here's my caption

Actually it's a thought bubble: "Shit, this guy's pretty tall for a Vietconganamese. Shoulda worn my cowboy boots."

[KharmaTrain]

6. Can Ya Tell Me Where I Can Score Some Of That Real Good Thai Stick

or that Black African we used to hear about when I was fighting the Tequilla Shot wars of Cuidad Juarez?

This ass probably thought the Hanoi Hilton was a 5-star.

[Aviation Pro]

8. "Y'all can like me....

...afterdall, I didn't kill any of you gook slopeheads. Hehe...hehe...hehe."

[peekaloo]

9. Saigonanara my friend. Hey, got any of that Cambodian Paul Pot for the trip home?

[TlalocW]

10. I bravely defended Texas from you guys, y'know

Not one of you little fellers were able to infiltrate our defenses thanks to me. Heh heh heheh.

TlalocW